Talk:Montana

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As a "dyed in the wool" Montanan, I find your definition/description of Montana to be uproariously funny (or at least it would be if it weren't so close to the truth). Good job, you stoned, liberal wackos! May His Noodlyness watch over your plate, and keep it empty of Montana mad beef!! DJ Mixerr 03:06, January 26, 2010 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr

Montana[edit source]

Thanks. I grew up there meself. --Curious Larry 15:25, 15 Sep 2005 (UTC)

let me set the record straight[edit source]

first and for most we're not rednecks we're "timber hicks". And to be fair most of the population leaves in the winter for warmer climates. Only those of us who are to lazy or don't have the means to travel south stick around for the winter. and yes the rumors are true, I you wern't born in montana then stay the fuck out. we stay there because we're to simple to live with the general masses of the rest of the nation.

One other fun fact. out side of L.A on I-15 there is a sign that says if you can't find it here you can find it in Missoula M.T.


well untill I have more time to inform the rest of the world on the miss understude montanain.

  • First, sign yer goddamn entries on talk pages, please. Second, I was born in Montana and lived there for the first 18 years of my life: I know whereof I speak. Third, "rednecks" and "timber hicks" are related sub-species which can, and do, often interbreed. Fourth, Missoula really should secede from Montana. Thanks for your interest in the Big Sky Country. --Curious Larry 01:29, 11 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Hurr Hurrr[edit source]

Even though I live in Montana this is still funny!!!-General Q-Nek