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| + | im a compulsive deleter srry but not anonymous[[User:Chickens101|Chickens101]] 15:36, 12 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | For general Uncyclopedia chat, please use the [[Uncyclopedia:Village_Dump|Village Dump.]] |
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| − | '''Archived talk: [[Talk:Main Page/archive1|1]], [[Talk:Main Page/archive2|2]], [[Talk:Main Page/archive3|3]], [[Talk:Main Page/archive4|4]], [[Talk:Main Page/archive5|5]]''' |
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| − | <!-- PUT YOUR STUFF BELOW THIS LINE, AND DON'T USE CAPITAL LETTERS! --> |
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| − | ==Uncyclopedia vs. Encyclopedia Dramatica== |
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| − | At the risk of rehashing the old Uncyclopedia/Encyclopedia Dramatica debate, I present the [http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?&y=t&q=&url=http://uncyclopedia.org results of web traffic] for each respective site during the last year. [[User:72.74.207.163|72.74.207.163]] 19:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :/me adopts curmudgeonly stance...At the risk of falling off my chair and laying on the ground, twitching and steaming, no, you did not. What you did was provide the stats for Uncyc, and only Uncyc. Still, you knew perfectly well what you were doing: shame on you for poking the bear of ''Uncyc vs ED''. We know that we are "ranked" similar to ED. <U> We don't care</U>. I say again: <U> We don't care</U>. Now go write something funny.--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | ==What The Fuck== |
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| − | For some reason, whenever I go to any page, after a couple of second, it automatically goes to the edit page for that article. Anyone else having this problem? -Joachim22 cba to sign in |
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| − | ==Baby did a bad, bad thing== |
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| − | Why does [[HowTo:Run_away_from_home]], as "Yesterday's featured article", have the header pic from [[Blackbeard Catering Company]], [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=1497858&oldid=1497728 hmm?]--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:51, 2 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :What's that diff got to do with that? {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>01:06, 3 Feb 2007</small> |
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| − | ::I put it in, figuring that main page would change and putting just [[Main Page]] would be silly. It's fixed now anyway (and the diff turns out not to show the error), rendering this section entirely moot. Moot!--{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:09, 3 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :It was because I'm a terrible person. I'm going to go slit my wrists now. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 03:45, 3 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | ::I thought it was funny. Odd, but funny. (Sounds like and April first thing...hmmmm) --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 03:47, 3 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | Just a glitch: the '''more...''' link links to yesterday's featured article. Can someone fix it? --[[User:Imp88|Imp88]] 08:31, 29 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :Thanks, 'tis fixed now. {{User:Spang/Sig}} <small>08:46, 29 Jan 2007</small> |
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| − | == Main page vandalism == |
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| − | If this happens too often, admitting to writing gorefest (blood rather than Al or Hannibal L, wilder shores of slashfic etc will be a better jobsworth career option. Nowt wrong with creative swearword rearrangement, but it should be slightly |
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| − | moresome funny. |
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| − | Awesome!!! This is like some kind of a post-nuclear-Wikipedia experience! Well alright, it's ''exactly'' like your '''every day''' Wikipedia experience, only with the MP unprotected... Still, a very, very good idea. --'''[[User:Medvedev|<font color="Black">Medvedev</font>]] <sup>([[User talk:Medvedev|<font color="Red">scream</font>]])</sup>''' 08:13, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :Still, it's a good thing I didn't pick today to tell my Mom about all the work I've done on Uncyclopedia. {{user:some user/sig}} <small>09:06, 22 January 2007 (UTC)</small> |
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| − | ::The Main Page should be kept like this indefinitely. It's like, "fuck you, Internet". --[[User:UtarEmpire|UtarEmpire]] 10:09, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :::I smell hax !!! [[User:Mightywayne|Mightywayne]] 11:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :::'''For''' --[[User:71.225.64.232|71.225.64.232]] 20:00, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | Edit: I think http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/4.252.99.182 that guy has something to do with this! If he does... then this was on purpose. ;X |
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| − | we need a fucking admin to fix the page those damn nazis |
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| − | Why hasn't an admin sorted the main page? |
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| − | :We prefer it this way. -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 11:07, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | Well thats fucking stupid! |
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| − | Welcome! |
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| − | Thompkins vandalised the main page, look at the recent changes. |
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| − | :I doubt that [[User:Thompkins]] did much of anything. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:00, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | It says Fisher Price Go eat shit fuckers. |
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| − | == Impressive == |
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| − | Just... Great... |
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| − | wooo! |
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| − | == Comic Book Guy == |
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| − | Best Main Page ever! |
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| − | == Bah! == |
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| − | What lame vandalism. It needs more pop culture references. |
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| − | :"YOU WILL BE EATING SHIT FUCKER. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE." How's that? --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 22:02, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | ::ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. --{{User:George_VI/sig}} 22:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | ==Um...== |
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| − | Is anyone gonna fix this shit? {{User:PHDrillSergeant/sig}} 22:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :No. --{{User:George_VI/sig}} 22:57, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | ::It's not Tommorrow yet (that's only a day away).--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 23:35, 22 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :Do as the nice man tells you. {{User:Famine/sig}} <small><span STYLE="font-family: Garamond;color:#757575;">01/22 23:58 </span></small> |
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| − | ::Sorry, what? What is the point? {{User:PHDrillSergeant/sig}} 00:04, 23 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :::It's long-time-ago, hardcore Uncyclopedia history. Perhaps one of my favorite bits of meta-humor on the site stems from this one vandalised page: [[Fisher Price]]. The retrospective was #6 on the 2006 list, thus the main page feature of the article which it stemmed from. {{User:Famine/sig}} <small><span STYLE="font-family: Garamond;color:#757575;">01/23 00:13 </span></small> |
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| − | ::::It's number 4, actually. People have weird taste in humor...--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 01:12, 23 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :::::Believe me. There'd be a HUGE outrage against Fisher Price's existance if there werent the Retrospective. No one knows why Fisher Price was kept initially, and it probably would have sparked another Euroipods controversey. But the Retrospective was written, and everyone loved it. --{{User:Crazyswordsman/sig}} 01:54, 23 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | HOLA!!! Mi es castroso chompador. Tu bailar en fuego. Tu eres puta. Tu es mierda en fuego. |
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| − | -Castroso Chompador |
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| − | [[User:Castroso chompador|Castroso chompador]] 15:52, 26 January 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | == Today's Featured Article == |
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| − | the Today's Featured Article is a horribly awful attempt at creating humor out of a plain politically biased jerk speech. go to hell, you pig |
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| − | :Thats IMPERIALIST pig, if you don't mind. - {{User:Mhaille/sig}} |
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| − | == Great job with this. == |
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| − | Now DA BEARS will win for sure. --{{User:Crazyswordsman/sig}} 09:15, 4 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | == Master Lock? == |
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| − | Shouldn't it say ''Master Card''? AND GO BEARS! --[[User:GAMESPOT=666|GAMESPOT=666]] 21:52, 4 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :The sponsors on the second line were picked from a list of "famous Super Bowl adverts" from Wikipedia, which is why it said ''Master Lock'' instead of ''Master Card.''--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 04:40, 5 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | == F@H reskin == |
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| − | I'm liking this. Good job on the [[hacking|skinning]], [[User:Tompkins|Tomp]], [[User:Braydie|Braydie]] and anyone else that helped out. -- {{User:Hindleyite/sig}} 11:55, 10 February 2007 (UTC) |
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| − | :Thanks, but tomps did most of the hard work. {{User:Braydie/sig1}} <small>at 17:39, 10 February 2007 (UTC)</small> |
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| − | == Google Bomb == |
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| − | I don't have the time myself (and the skill, and the humour too probably) to write an article about it myself. But maybe an article about 'Google Bombs' could be an inspiration for someone to make something nice :) |
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| − | Instead of the actual internet-slang, you could position it within Google World Domination plans, and of course an Russian Reversal: In Sovjet Russia, bomb Googles you! - Maarten Fonville |
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| − | == WTF? == |
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| − | I don't get it {{unsigned|208.19.13.102}} |
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| − | :Well, perhaps if you cut your hair and dressed up nice, you would get it. Girls won't give it to just any slob. --{{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 01:51, 11 February 2007 (UTC) |
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im a compulsive deleter srry but not anonymousChickens101 15:36, 12 February 2007 (UTC)