FINALLY, fucking jumping Jesus that took me forever to finish[edit source]

As of this writing, I have submitted this article to pee review, I worked a good while thinking this crap up, so if you have any comments let me know and such...To be honest, I read the Dating article and didn't feel like revamping it since it was a complete turd, so I just decided to do a slight parody instead...whaaaaatev, now, piss off and go read something else.