Talk:Jeremy Kyle

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Before we go jumping into anything here lets take some time to think about the purpose of this article. Before some self-richeous wanker comes galloping in atop his horse made of wank he probably shot from his own tiny pecker and says "Jeremy Kyle is a gay coz i don't appreciate critical opinion" think about what he does for us. The Scum featured on his show are in fact burdens on society and do very much need sorting out both mentally and physically. As Mr. Kyle is not a beautician or a dentist we assume he will fix the mind. The aforementioned jizz drinking pillock will not consider that others do not want scum in their country. Jeremy Kyle: Keep Britain Great. Thanks for choosing this article for your viewing pleasure; --86.138.228.24 15:09, 25 October 2008 (UTC)

Well said, but the article needs a bit of help to become funnier. Try taking the piss out of Kyle a bit more maybe. Definatly needs an article, but some of the stuff is still too factual )or looks it). It needs to be filled with crap, as is the rest of uncyclopedia. --Baina 03:56, 16 November 2008 (UTC)