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I own 2 goats. just yesterday they brought down the postman. im very proud of them. anyone else got any goats?

Goapt?[edit source]

AAAAARRRGH! MINE EYES! HELLFIRE IS BURNING ME ALIVE!!!!!!! I have a goat - The Unqestioned Goat!. Csm.grfD 04:50, 13 August 2006 (UTC)

In the news...[edit source]

Did anyone see the BBC news this morning? I'll see if I can pull it up... Obviously an Al Queda initiate.

This other one is an afterthought

Fiction is stranger than truth...