Talk:Flying saucers

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flying saucers is when ketchup jumps up from the table and out the window to be never seen again. this may be caused by magicians or poltergeist wanting to steal your tomato treat. some say this is a sign that your are smothering any salty snacks on your plate. the ancient ching chong book of spells read that the spell for making ketchup fly away is to mix these items: a badgers pubic hair, the eye of a narwharl, rowan atkinsons dry comedy and a magic bean that will grow into Britney spears camel toe. then pour them carefully in to a bong and light. click this link for a describing picture. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUJ5ANb3jDC2KBR6BWzQEGSZsobvHK7OUe94sv14lcyHy54xui&t=1