Talk:Finger food

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History Of Finger Food[edit source]


The history of finger food is a glorious story but i am going to tell you one of the many storys told by the finger food cheifs

Once apon a time on the wide open sea a group of Pirates were playing strip checkers when the all began to itch and itch and itch some more....(im not going to go into detail here it get a bit disturbing) to cut a long stort short... they were soon boarded by a armada of Ninjas and were masacared. how does the apply to Finger food? after kill the ninjas stuffed the pirates gutted corpses with all kinds of finger food.


Finger food Magic[edit source]

finger food can be mix in a basket ball and made to creat any magic seen in Harry Potter.

Fun Finger food Facts[edit source]


.In Soviet Russia the Finger Food eats you!! .though it is not well known the first ever form of fuel was finger food .once Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked a Finger Food man .if you take a taco bell, old mans hair and a cabnet you can actually grow a finger food tree .once ugly betty had a child with finger food .finger food is a form of fungi .Peanuts and elderly finger food .George Lucus can up with star wars while in a seisure for choking on finger food


People who have befriended finger food[edit source]

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd the Devondale Cow Blinky Bill the whole cast of Neighbours Rachel Bilson Cody goodes YA MUMMA! Princess Peach Sonic Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee