Talk:English language

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Nobody in England speaks like this, you realise. Except for wankers, of course.

I don't think anyone's said the word 'bloomin' since about 1833, but I could be wrong. --Magicaltrevor 01:00, 21 March 2006 (UTC)

..i've said bloomin...

Can anyone actually read this?

Hey! I say bluming everyday! But I pronouce it bluming, not blooming. Subtle difference. Hpmons 09:35, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Where'ja learn ta talk like that? Can't make head' ner tails of it, no-how. ' ' how they speak in England and them?

The entire section of 'British English' seems to be written in phonetic Australian slang. Australians are wonderful, funny and kick the arse off the English at most sports to great comedic effect, but this section should properly be in an article related to Australian English. But then I'm a Nazi. (Not really. I'm a firm lesbian.) Myocardialinfarction 16:34, August 10, 2010 (UTC)