Talk:Columbine High School massacre

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Thank you everyone who has helped expand this article, especially the guy who fixed my horrible grammar. I have uploaded two images to aid in the multimedia presentation on this work. --Stanleyfeinbaum 20:26, 10 Oct 2005 (UTC)


I know this article is going to piss off a few people, but as far as I can see the spirit of this site is parody. If people are able to parody God, Hitler, and Canada, then I see nothing wrong with a parody of the columbine shooting. As someone who suffered due to profiling after this event, I find it funny to reverse the roles and make the "jocks" the subculture that is attacked. Anyway feel free to add to this article as you wish...


I just want to thank everybody who helped make this page. I've been trying to understand what happened at Columbine for a while now, and this might help me be able to do so. Perhaps these sorts of thinks can only be understood in a humorous tone. A dozen books and documentaries certainly haven't helped. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.45.199.55 (talk • contribs)


Not a bad article, could use some expansion, but definitely a good premise. -MathiasR