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How did this get featured? It's very ordinary.

This article is very well written. --GAMESPOT=666 06:45, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

I think so too, therefore I will vote for for it for the vote for Highlight. You might want to consider doing the same. -- di Mario 09:06, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

wtf? this is teh unfunny

Concise and to the point. I must, however, disagree with your rigorous analysis. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 14:20, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I didn't find this funny at all, sorry. ;< I read it all and at no point did I laugh. I wonder why it's featured?

Trivia Corner!

That's my guinea pig in the picture. I took that picture after one cocktail too many. Used the umbrella from the cocktail. That's how it is with art. You've got to rely on what's around. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 14:20, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

True mastership can be recognized in what was left out of, as oposed to what was added to, the masterwork under consideration. I salute you for that! ~~ ----
Oh shees, I can't believe I left that one out! -- di Mario 18:53, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

I really, really, REALLY think this is teh unfunny. I mean,seriously, guinea pigs? anyone who thinks those are funny are 10 years old. and gay. Not funny, EVER. -Kempdags 01:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, get used to it, with only shit left to feature, shit will get featured.--Nightmare975 01:45, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Well, gee, it's MENSA night in here tonight. I am honored that such true wits and geniuses are reading and commenting on my stuff. The way you guys capitalise "EVER" amd repeat the word "shit" will go down in comedy history as the finest writing this side of ED. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 04:13, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Well I'm sry mister I-got-my-shit-artical-featured but you'll have to do better to make me laugh!!!! write about funny things instead of shit like guinea pigs. I mean seriously, guinea pigs? wtf? I had one of those no my sister had it and it died when it chewed on an electrical cord AN ELECTRICL CORD IS NOT FOOD YOU STUPID DUMBSHIT TURD-RESEMBLING ANIMA<L I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF FOR BEING SO STUPID EXCEPT OMG IT SEEMS YOU BEAT ME TO IT. AND I HAD TO BUY A NEW ADAPTER FOR MY PS2. I WAS SOOOO PISSED. -Kempdags 04:36, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

before you make any oh-so-clever sardonic remarks about my above message, its called SARCASM. learn it. and your article still sucks. -Kempdags 04:37, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey there Kempdags, calm down. I'm just having a bit of amusement here. You clearly have serious issues with guinea pigs and this is impairing your ability to enjoy certain guinea pig related articles on the site, for which I apologise. I am sorry about what happened to your PS2 also. If my guinea pig had done that it would have had a one way ticket to vetsville and sharpish, so I know where you're coming from. I'm sure there's loads of articles around here you'll enjoy and sorry if this isn't one of them. That's how it goes eh? You win some you lose some. Please accept a donut on me. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 09:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC) --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 09:35, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

sry, I was just slinging vitriol in response to vitriol. An altogether too common fault of mine. well, a fault most people suffer from. mm, pastry. -Kempdags 05:05, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Deserves to be featured[edit source]

Just thought I'd say it deserves its featured status :p 66.75.229.159 04:38, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

From Pee Review[edit source]

Just silly. Seemed amusing at the time. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 10:12, 20 November 2006 (UTC)