About Me
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About Me! I'm the bestst person evarrr! I'm more important than you!! I get $500,000 pocket money a day! What do you get?? $5 a week? OOOOOHHH!! UR SO POORER I'M SO RICH! I work so hard for my money, oh whoopsie, I accidently dropped my diamond-coated uber-x Apple-Iphone Mark 500,628,731 GIGA, but that's alright, I'll just ask my mum to buy another.
If you work hard like me, then you'll be as rich as me! Oh thanks mum for an extra $100,000 for keeping the POOOR busy. Come with me, I want to show you my collection of cool shit you've probably never seen. I mean, you probably never seen a $10 bill in your life, HAR HAR HAR!
It's up here. No, dont touch the hand-rails. In-fact, dont touch the stairs. Maybe just don't come up with me at all.
Aaaahh, all the girls are loving me! Im the biggest rizz-god and mega-simp. All the girls I meet just instantly fall in love with my good looks and big powerful body! Ill show you, look at my dms! Oh nevermind, I guess they are so tired of spamming my dms asking for sex, they forgot to do any spamming recently. What do you mean, my dms are empty? Discord deletes old dms, don't they? Right? Right?
Anyway, lets go into the kitchen and see whats for dinner. Hey slave chef dude, whats for dinner? Lobster languini? BUT I SAID I WANTED CHICKEN HAMLAFTEDANA! I WANT WHAT I SAID I WANT! Put this in the bin, MAKE ME WHAT I WAANT!!!! Ok then, UR FIRED!!
Lets see your car? Oh, that thing. If it was a good car, I'd know the name of it, but its a POOR'S CAR!!! My car is a Ferrari 80,000,001 super extra duper lightspeed 76 ++++++++ 98,000,086,437!! I have maybe... 45 of them? I don't remember exactly. Oh well.
No, it's not my dads car. I have a car. 55 of them or something, I dunno, I lost count somewhere along the 40th one. No, I'm rich, I'm allowed to drive at ANY age. Shut up, your just a stupid idiot and POOOOR who doesnt know anything!
Lets go to the toystore. Im gonna take this, and this, and this. Ok lets go. What do you mean, I need to pay for it? Paying is for poor people, I don't need to pay for stuff!
WHAAAAT MUM, YOU WHAAT!!!? Im no longer getting $500,000 a day and now getting ONLY $200 a day? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IM POOR NOOOOOOOWWW!!!!