Undesigner
Undesigner
“This article is look cool so must be feature”
An Undesigner is a person who in an act of social engagement, joins in the writing of articles in the Uncyclopedia website. Unlike most users of the website, the Undesigner's unique feature is in the writing of poorly written articles but over-designing them so that they will catch the eye of the female Uncyclopedian so that they could engage in their mating ritual. The Undesigner's articles usually feature one-two special fonts, they usually are found in non-standard structures and a bit of code.
| Undesigner | |
|---|---|
| Scientific name | Unoues Designeroues |
| Lifespan | 1-2 articles |
| Kingdom | Ma shrooms |
| class | Warlock |
| Family | Cohen |
| Genus | ShowoffEnorous |
Biology
Taxonomy[edit | edit source]
The Undesigner has evolved from the HTMLous Wikimedious, its common ancestor. This has given the Undesigner unique abilities of inserting CSS and HTML content into their articles, which makes the articles more attractable. Designing sparkling and shiny articles has enabled them to attract more females and produce more off springs despite having inferior content to the rest of the species. The Undesigner has only 3 gamete chromosomes, 2 for their style, and 1 just for extra. It mostly comes in the colors of white and bright grey, due to low exposure to the sun.
Design[edit | edit source]
As stated above, the Undesigner uses unique design to attract females of their kind. some of these are:
- Their articles will usually be inside bordered boxes, to differentiate them from the rest.
- The articles will always feature a unique font, preferably large.
- A large amount lot of images.
- The use of rare Wikimedia templates that no-one knows about.
- Basic CSS element ripped off some website.
Physiology and senses[edit | edit source]
The Undesigner is oddly similar to the Homo-sapience species, but they differ in their knowledge of Wikimedia templates and CSS. The Undesigner usually has no former education, except for YouTub tutorials and failure. Some of them may develop a third arm due to a need for more designs despite their mental in-capability to create better content.
Encounters
When encountering one of those, scientists recommend to walk slowly away of their territory, and to maintain eye-contact at all times. It is recommended to follow the following steps(follow):
- Close your eyes
- DO NOT FEATURE THE ARTICLE
- Walk away
See also
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They may also hide their content inside other colors.