Skegness

Skyline of Skegness Town Centre

“We are proud to be the world's best Shithole”

~ Skeg Ness Monster on its hometown

History

Skegness is as shithole located somewhere in the north of England. Though currently adjacent to the sea, you wouldn’t be able to tell due to the shit weather. It probably has a rating of 0.0/5.0 on any website depressing enough to acknowledge it as worth visiting.

Unfortunately, it still exists.

Skegness has a population of around 19,000, mostly related to each other. That is in everyone’s opinion, 19,000 too many.

It is also home to the not at all well known “Skeg Ness Monster”.

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

Awards

Skegness is the current and, for that matter, only winner of the prestigious National Shithole Award. Skegness first won the award in 1983 and has since gone on a record-breaking title-streak. The town is hoping to defend its title in 2022.... for the 39th time.