Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard, also know as Saint Sandra Madonna Bernhard, or Pussyhard (born June 6, 1955) is an American actress, comedian and singer, or also Madonna's ex-wife and lover. She's also a pornographic actress, director and writers of erotic and pornographic books, because for her everything is porn, and it's good actually. She's also SMOKING HOT, but sadly is a Conservative (actually not a Palin-kind neo-con)
She's knows also for being on that show with Roxanne (yes, called Roxanne duh!) and in other movies such as Hudson Cunt and the Ryan Murphy tv series Pussy Posse.
She has three older brothers: Dan, fellow actor and pornstar, David, actor, comedian, writer and director, and Mark (oh hi Mark!), another director and actor.
Discography[edit | edit source]
Albums[edit | edit source]
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Singles[edit | edit source]
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Books[edit | edit source]
- Fetish
Fetish is a book of erotic photos with her being flanked using fetish pleasures (BDSM, Footlicking, Pussylicking, Asshole licking and fucking, pissing and poop) by stars, including Isabella Rossellini, Madonna, Jami Gertz, Udo Kier and Vincent Gallo .
In line with the theme of the Fetish book, Sandra creates a double-book, a sex-themed documentary, directed by Marco Brambilla, and a sexual CD, where Sandra offers the best music for explore daring erotic fantasies.
- Pornografica, essay collection
- Im not a Slave, autobiography
Filmography[edit | edit source]
Film[edit | edit source]
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
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| 1980 | Tonight Im Gonna Enjoy Myself | Masha | |
| 1981 | Dreams of Babe | Girl Nut | |
| 1983 | Sex, Cigarettes and Other Bullshit | Angel Dutton | Also director, AVN Award for Best Performance |
| 1984 | The House of Satan | Stein | |
| 1985 | Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious | Herself | Also director, writer, singer, producer, editor and director of photography |
| 1986 | Im not a Slave | Director | |
| 1988 | 69 | Director | |
| C like Cunt | Valeria | Cameo | |
| 1989 | 100 Ways | Becka | |
| 1990 | Rape Me | Flo | Also director |
| 1991 | Sandra Bernhard Looking for Sex Around the World | Herself | Documentary |
| Hudson Cunt | |||
| 1992 | Inside Minerva Mayflower | Minerva | Also director |
| 1992 | Pornografica | Herself | Also director, writer, composer, producer, editor and director of photography, adaptation of her book |
| 1997 | Chic Apocalypse | Sherri | |
| 2000 | Pornografica Vol. 2 | Herself | Sequel of his Documentary |
| 2004 | Pornografica Vol. 3 | Herself | Sequel of his Documentary |
| 2005 | Searching for Sandra B. | Herself | |
| 2009 | Sandra Bernhard Presents | Dr. Serena Mohr | Anthology |
| 2010 | Assholes | Charlotte | |
| 2011 | Hail Satan | Priest of the Dark Temple | |
| 2023 | Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious Part 2 | Herself | Also director, writer, singer, producer, editor and director of photography |
Television[edit | edit source]
| Year | Title | Role | Notes |
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| 1992-1995 | Sandra After Dark | Herself | |
| 1998 | Sandra Bernhard: Truth or Dare | Herself | |
| 2019-2021 | Pussy Posse | Star |
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- Madonna
- Pornografica
- Sexual freedom
- Comedy
- Sexual comedy
- Lesbians
- Music