Sandra Bernhard

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Another whore... Isn't that SPECIAL?!

Sandra Bernhard, also know as Saint Sandra Madonna Bernhard, or Pussyhard (born June 6, 1955) is an American actress, comedian and singer, or also Madonna's ex-wife and lover. She's also a pornographic actress, director and writers of erotic and pornographic books, because for her everything is porn, and it's good actually. She's also SMOKING HOT, but sadly is a Conservative (actually not a Palin-kind neo-con)

She's knows also for being on that show with Roxanne (yes, called Roxanne duh!) and in other movies such as Hudson Cunt and the Ryan Murphy tv series Pussy Posse.

She has three older brothers: Dan, fellow actor and pornstar, David, actor, comedian, writer and director, and Mark (oh hi Mark!), another director and actor.

Discography[edit | edit source]

Albums[edit | edit source]

  • I'm Your Whore
  • Without You I'm Bad & Beautiful
  • Excuse Me for My Bad Behavior
  • I'm Still Here... Live and Beautiful
  • The Porn Machine
  • Cock Worship
  • Blow Til It Hurts
  • Whatever It Takes For Suck Your Cock

Singles[edit | edit source]

  • "Everybody's Horny"
  • "You Make Me Feel (A Manic Pornstar)"
  • "On the Phone (Making Me Wet)"
  • "Club Sex New York"
  • "May i Lick Your Arshole"
  • "Fetish"

Books[edit | edit source]

Filmography[edit | edit source]

Film[edit | edit source]

Year Title Role Notes
1980 Tonight Im Gonna Enjoy Myself Masha
1981 Dreams of Babe Girl Nut
1983 Sex, Cigarettes and Other Bullshit Angel Dutton Also director, AVN Award for Best Performance
1984 The House of Satan Stein
1985 Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious Herself Also director, writer, singer, producer, editor and director of photography
1986 Im not a Slave Director
1988 69 Director
C like Cunt Valeria Cameo
1989 100 Ways Becka
1990 Rape Me Flo Also director
1991 Sandra Bernhard Looking for Sex Around the World Herself Documentary
Hudson Cunt
1992 Inside Minerva Mayflower Minerva Also director
1992 Pornografica Herself Also director, writer, composer, producer, editor and director of photography, adaptation of her book
1997 Chic Apocalypse Sherri
2000 Pornografica Vol. 2 Herself Sequel of his Documentary
2004 Pornografica Vol. 3 Herself Sequel of his Documentary
2005 Searching for Sandra B. Herself
2009 Sandra Bernhard Presents Dr. Serena Mohr Anthology
2010 Assholes Charlotte
2011 Hail Satan Priest of the Dark Temple
2023 Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious Part 2 Herself Also director, writer, singer, producer, editor and director of photography

Television[edit | edit source]

Year Title Role Notes
1992-1995 Sandra After Dark Herself
1998 Sandra Bernhard: Truth or Dare Herself
2019-2021 Pussy Posse Star

Correlated voices[edit | edit source]