Sam

Sam may refer to:

• Sam Allardyce, NFL sports agent and the first child to be conceived from two male parents.
• Sam Fisher, Secret agent and professional badass.
• Sam Houston, founder of Texas.
• Sam Neill, New Zealand actor and third most popular celebrity behind that guy who was first to climb that unusually tall hill in the Himalayas, the fat dude with the beard of wrote that trilogy that takes longer to watch than all the Queen's Christmas Speeches combined and those very angry sheep.
• Sam Raimi, American film director and keeper of the Necronomican.
• Samuili Simarian, a faggot.
• Sam Totman, faggot english guitarist for the shittest band alive...DragonFARCE. Drinks one bud and pretends to drunk to hide his clumsy talentless guitar playing.
• Sam Walton, the Antichrist and founder of Walmart.
• Sam Westover, The destroyer of worlds and in his free time he plays bass

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