Right-hand-rule

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I have a double trauma. In an attempt to enlighten humanity, my very first Wikipedia article was on the uselessness of the right-hand-rule. It was deleted.

Basically, if you can screw, you can't use the right-hand-rule anymore.

There is NO POINT for the right-hand rule if you know how to screw. NONE. LET THEM KNOW IT FOREVER FROM NOW ON.

So go multiply yourself.

The Right is tight, left is Loose. Get over it.

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  • Get wood
  • Get screw
  • Put screw in wood
  • Screw. Seeeeee??? It goes INTO wood and MUST be clockwise, righttttt??
  • Unscrew
  • Tell everyone that still wants to use the right-hand rule to go screw themselves. Except for the teachers, be cool to teachers, we need them still.

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