Quantimil Krabola

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Doctor Krabola and his favourite revolver .

Quantimil Krabola (13 February 1874 Vyborg - unknown 1959 Raivola), doctor of spirit medicine and pioneer of telekinetic research. Krabola achieved such great advancements early in his studies that according to Dr. Krabola himself he was contacted in June of 1904 by Satan himself. Satan felt that his monopoly over telekinesis was threatened by the research of Krabola. In order to impede his progress, Satan made him an offer that could not be refused [1]. Krabola refused this offer according to his own statements, but it was never confirmed if he said this in jest or if he was completely serious. Some have also suggested that Krabola may have accepted the deal, but gave conflicting statements in public for bragging rights.

Even though Quantimil Krabola astonished the scientific community with his discoveries, at his core he was a humble man. He favored pragmatic and utilitarian approach to problems, partially in order to prove the usefulness of his field of science to the world. One of the earliest inventions of Krabola was a Katatonia Sensor, which was meant to save people suffering katalepsy from being buried alive. Neurograviton was also discovered by Quantimil Krabola, which he initally referred to as "Spirit Touch Particle", but later agreed that the name was too long and sounded far too unscientific for academic use. Krabolas also had the tendency to work very long hours in his laboratory without rest or lunch, forgetting the sensation of hunger. It may be attributed to such tendencies that he remained slim for his whole life.

Krabola was not an exemplary scientist, since his research notes often consisted of scattered pieces of paper with nary a date scribbled on them for archiving. Most of the potentially valuable research data might have been lost as the estate of Krabola must've not realised the value in the seemingly worthless scraps of paper. Krabola trusted his memory and felt that making research notes was an unnecessary hassle that merely distracted him from conducting actual research. It could be attributed to this fact that he was later overshadowed by later scientists of his field.

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  1. Kuha. Tohtori Krabolan telekineettinen testilaboratorio. watch?v=Umhspc8sP3Y