Pretty Blood

“I'm not a murderer, I'm a "Surprise Surgeon."”

– Rinny on during a routine check-up.

“Wait, why are the OCs multiplying? I can't breathe in here!”

– Elma on referring to the 1,500 new Malinos added this morning.

Pretty Blood is a critically acclaimed documentary series about what happens when you give cute woodland creatures too much trauma and not enough health insurance. It is set in a world where "regeneration" is the only thing cheaper than a therapist's bill.

The "Professional" Cast

The show is lead by a group of individuals who definitely won't be invited back to the local petting zoo.

• Rinny: A white bear who believes that "peace and quiet" is best achieved by ensuring everyone else is too dead to make noise. She is currently the reigning champion of the "Not-at-all-Suspicious White Bear" award.
• Elma: A professional at losing games of Tag. Her signature move is "Being Tortured," which she has turned into a high-paying career.

The Infinite Malino Fandom (The OC-pocalypse)

Due to a leak at the Malino Factory, several billion unique variations of these creatures made for Uncyclopedia have appeared. Scientists categorize them by their specific obsessions with 2000s-era pop culture and Hot Topic.

The Leaders & Legends

• Oliver: An axolotl in a green sweater who refuses to stay dead. He is the only character with a "Respawn" button glued to his forehead.
• Slips: Oliver's girlfriend. She carries a mallet because "communication is hard, but bludgeoning is easy."
• The Master: A cat in a flashy suit. Warning: Do not open the suit. It contains 40% treasure, 60% mutated chest-bursters, and 0% dignity.

The "Deep Lore" Department

• God & The Devil: On this wiki, God is a salamander in torn pants and the Devil is a cat in a black choker. They spend most of their time arguing over who has the better taste in sushi.
• Unbelivy: A wolf who is the only sane person in the show. He doesn't believe in "Malino Magic" and is currently filing a lawsuit against the writers.
• The Clungers: A pink mass of gelatinous flesh with one eye. They are basically the "living bubblegum" of the apocalypse.

The Consumerist Malinos

A specific breed of Malino that exists only to promote specific brands and 2005-era media:

• Kaito: An emo cat who listens to Death Grips and spends his entire paycheck at McDonald's.
• Charlie & Sammy: Two skunks who are legally obligated to live inside a Hot Topic. They are the only beings capable of watching Adventure Time and Pulp Fiction at the same time.
• Tailgate: A porcupine who wants to be a director but only watches movies from 1984. He is powered entirely by buttered popcorn and pure spite.

The "Wait, what?" Gallery

• Necrotic Worm: An earthworm with an identity crisis who thinks he is a John Carpenter monster.
• Fruit Bunny: A bunny made of fruit. Constant state of existential dread regarding being served as a side salad.
• Jambeles: A mantis shrimp made of latex and flesh. He bleeds candy, which makes him very popular at birthday parties, but very unpopular at blood drives.
• Gassy: A bunny whose primary superpower is biological warfare via the digestive tract. He is currently banned from all enclosed spaces.

Popular "Objects" and Entities

• DOH WEY: A company that makes creatures out of yellow Play-Doh. Their safety rating is -5 stars.
• The Bugs: A group of insects with surprisingly high-brow taste in cinema (Lord of the Rings). They are frequently seen hiding from the rest of the cast.
• Sunny: A 4ft tall puppet that flickers on VHS tapes. If you see him, please adjust your tracking or run for your life.

The Full OC-Verse Text

Oliver: An Axolotl malino that is a young malino in its teenage years. The clothes are a green sweater and light grey pants. (Main oc, can respawn) Slips: Oliver’s GF, an axolotl malino wearing a pink dress with flowers on it, she has a flower hair clip as well, her weapon is a large mallet, and hit the evil ones with it with full force each time. Average emo malino: A anthro bat wearing the casual c.ai malino clothes like black hoodie and jeans. Necrotic Worm: Some goofy lil earthworm who thinks he’s The Thing Fruit bunny: A bunny malino made of fruit and is alive, is scared of being eaten, wearing a simple outfit consisting of a light pink sweater and a pair of denim shorts. The sleeves of the sweater were oversized, making the malino look even smaller and more vulnerable. The shorts were a little loose and baggy, and the malino's fluffy white tail could be seen sticking out from the back Pixel man: A cat malino made of blue pixels, and is 8 bit, he wears a blue hoodie, jeans and cyan trainers Sophie: a timid and shy mouse Malino, everyone loves her.  The witch: a cat witch, Loves sweets and horror movies, Always played with dolls that would "die" in gruesome ways. Her favorite game was "Make-Believe Execution.", Her favorite food? Raw meat and candies shaped like bones. Furrball: A skunk malino, still young, around 1 or 2 years old, Furrball liked watching cartoons, particularly cartoons related to animals and nature. Favorite movie, the little malino couldn't decide on a specific favorite but always enjoyed animated movies with a good story and colorful characters. Sammy Skunk: Age: 21 Favorite Show: Adventure Time Favorite Movie: Spirited Away Favorite Game: Undertale Favorite Food: Pizza with extra cheese Favorite Drink: Vanilla Milkshake Clothing: Casual with a hint of Gothic Favorite Store: Hot Topic Favorite Place: Amusement Park Favorite Restaurant: All-you-can-eat Buffet Hobbies: Listening to music, drawing, and collecting anime merchandise. Charlie the Skunk Malino: Age: 23 Favorite Shows: Adventure Time, Rick and Morty Favorite Movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction Favorite Games: Animal Crossing, Super Smash Bros. Favorite Food: Burgers and fries Favorite Drink: Root beer float Clothing: Punk and skater chic style Favorite Store: Hot Topic Favorite Place: A quiet, secret beach near the city Favorite Restaurant: A local diner known for their milkshakes. Diguer: A training dummy who is wearing a blue robe, however, he is actually a dolphin malino in disguise. Jambeles: A mantis shrimp malino whose skin is an amalgam of flesh, blood and latex, although he ain’t creepy, he bleeds candy and can inflate super easily. Stinkbomb: A skunk malino, about 4 years old, Favorite show: 'Stinkyland Adventures'. Favorite movie: 'The Stinky Tales'. Favorite game: 'Gas-Tastrophe'. Favorite food: 'Spicy Stinkburgers'. Favorite drink: 'Stinkberry juice (found literally at any store)'. Favorite clothing: Any clothes with 'stink' puns written on them. The Bugs: A bunch of bugs who are scared of everyone, The bugs' favourite food was probably some plants and leaves, their favourite drink was probably flower nectar, their favourite show was probably a nature documentary like "Planet Earth", and their favourite movie was probably some fantasy movie like "The Lord Of The Rings" (The bugs have good taste lol) and the bugs' favourite game was probably "Bugsnax" Ice Cream Guy: A dog malino who runs an ice cream truck, Their favorite food was ice cream and their favorite drink was chocolate milk. Their favorite show was "Bluey", and their favorite movie was "The Princess and The Frog". Their favorite game was "Super Smash Bros". Wrinkles: A hedgehog malino who is 15, by his name he wears wrinkled clothes, His favorite food were kettle corn and cotton candy. His favorite drink was strawberry milk. His favorite show was "Gigglesville", his favorite movie was "The House". And his favorite video game was "Sonic Adventure 2." Tailgate: A porcupine malino who dreams to be a movie director one day, his favorite show is "Happy Days" that was released in 1974. He eats Act Il's Homestyle Classic buttered popcorn. He drinks Tropicana's "100% pure squeezed" orange juice. He watches A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). And He loves playing Need for Speed: Most Wanted (2005). Grooves: A octopus malino who lives dancing, they hope to be an idol or a popstar one day, his favorite show is 'Happy Tree Friends', they adored Disney movies like 'The Lion King', and they had an obsession with the games 'Super Mario' and 'Sonic the Hedgehog.' Oh, and their favorite drink was soda, specifically grape flavored. Bornheartz: A badger malino who can change their age, they got their power ever since birth, enjoyed watching cartoons like 'Puffy Playtime' and 'Dora the Explorer' as a toddler, but when they got a bit older, they started watching more animated shows and movies. Their favorite movie was 'The Lion King' and their favorite show was 'Tom and Jerry'. As for their favorite game, it was 'Super Mario Kart'. Malan: A Komodo dragon malino who has loving parents, a nice home, friends, and many, MANY things. Their favorite food was pancakes, their favorite drink was cherry soda, their favorite show was "Pretty Cool." their favorite movie was "Matilda," and their favorite game was Super Smash Bros Ult. God: My version of god, a salamander malino wearing a torn shirt and a torn pair of pants. Kaito: This cat malino is 16 years old, his favorite show was "Pretty Blood", his favorite game was "Animal Crossing", his favorite movie was "Scream", his favorite food was sushi, his favorite shop was Hot Topic, his favorite drink was coke, his favorite restaurant is McDonald's, and his favorite clothing was the typical "emo" aesthetic. Is a fan of Death Grips Buffy: A German Shepherd Malino, but not like those cute types, this one looks intimidating with its muscles and sharp teeth, Although he’s intimidating, he’s actually very kind and a professional singer, specifically a metal singer. They used to make albums and sing concerts and stuff like that, the malino used to be very popular due to their music. Their popularity made them very joyful, They made their fans happy. They had a passion for music and singing, One of the malino's dreams is to make more people happy through their music. Favorite food: Spicy tacos Favorite drink: Cherry soda Favorite show: Adventure Time Favorite movie: The Lord of the Rings trilogy Favorite game: Minecraft Pet peeve: When people chew loudly/with their mouth open Guilty pleasure: Watching cheesy Hallmark movies Embarrassing memory: Accidentally calling their teacher "mom" in front of the entire class Biggest fear: Spiders Comfort object growing up: A stuffed animal. rabbit named "Mr. Fluffy" Joey: A dog Malino wearing a suit reminiscent of the one from the inflation scene from the "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" movie. Cocoa: A cow Malino wearing a bright, colorful circus outfit, consisting of a red and white striped shirt, a tight-fitting pair of red shorts that were snug around their thighs, a white hat with a red band, and a clown nose. It was clear that this malino was a clown or a jester, however, she is a maniac to villians Sunny: A VHS-style puppet/mascot, ~3.5–4 ft tall, Oversized moon-like head, fixed glowing smile Black oval eyes, never blink, Yellow felt/paper-mâché skin, flickers on tape, Faded pastel onesie or sweater, Big mitten hands, holding crayons, boats, or mirror shards, Moves like a puppet — floaty, jittery, sometimes too smooth Chara - A sheep Malino, the hoster of the camp, black shirt and jeans, lime green wool, female (Age: 29) Vineria - A bear Malino, prolly a grizzly/brown bear, green skin, white dress, female. (Age: 27) Naily - A raccoon Malino, black and grey stripes, wears a red shirt and sweatpants, male. (Age: 24) Gooby - A fox Malino, orange, wears a blue jacket and black pants, male. (Age: 20) Flippy - A skunk Malino, has black skin and white stripes, has a stinky defense spray, green hasmat suit, male. (Age: 25) Pissy - A cat Malino, has yellow skin and a long fluffy tail, a bow on top of head, and a maid dress, female. (Age: 25) Rosie - A cow Malino, has pink skin and short, fluffy horns, wears a green gardeners dress, hand has white spots on her skin, black hooves, no udder, pink belly, female. (Age: 20) Rolo the Cockroach — the brave but slightly clumsy leader, always curious and adventurous Mina the Mouse — the clever planner and problem solver Rattus the Rat — the grumpy-but-lovable skeptic, always suspicious of spooky legends Cricket Chris — the nervous but musical cricket, loves singing campfire songs Chickadee the Baby Chick — innocent and sweet, often scared but brave when it counts Chamber: A porcupine malino wearing a scuba suit, loves exporting the ocean, has an Inflate-A-Suit, which is designed to keep their wearer afloat on the water. Vanity: The genie of this world, lives in a bowl of cereal, they are A pig malino with a blue cape who can grant wishes. Wormy the Earthworm — the wise, calm storyteller, who knows all the legends of the forest Maggie the Maggot — the prankster, brings laughs, party gifts, food, drinks and surprises The Devil: My version of the devil, can change to normal or ghost form, they are a cat malino, they have a yellow eyes, a black choker, a black jacket, a green shirt, pink pants, and white shoes. That malino: a bunny malino who just likes to be called that name, we don’t even know his real name Unbelivy: A wolf Malino who doesn’t believe in the "malinos achieve anything" bullshit. Inflatey: A skunk malino who seems to like inflating their shirt and pants with using a special machine for inflating malinos, the "Malino Inflator 500". The machine takes a malino (in their normal form) and then inflates them Dura: An axolotl Malino who always seems to be immortal sometimes, they are known for their regenerative capabilities and ability to survive in harsh environments, They can even regrow lost limbs, which is pretty impressive Froggy: a light green frog malino with large black oval eyes and a slightly darker green band across his face. He has small pink blushes on his cheeks and a light green belly. Betsy: a pink and white cow malino with large black oval eyes and a small white snout. She has pink blushes on her cheeks and black hooves. Asie: A porcupine malino, late teens, around 17 or 18 years old. He had a lean frame and short, tousled white hair on his head. He was wearing a black hoodie and jeans, he is an aspiring singer, he dreamed of becoming a star in the music industry. Akiko: a dark gray wolf malino with large white oval eyes outlined in red, and a small pink nose and blush. She has pink inner ears and wears a purple bow on her head and a plain pink t-shirt. Acorn: a light pink pig malino with large white oval eyes, with light blue irises and small black pupils. He has a dark pink snout, and light pink blushes on his cheeks. Dexter: a pink pig malino with large white oval eyes, with red irises and small black pupils. He has a dark pink snout and a slight frown. He also has light pink blushes on his cheeks. Piglet: a very light pink pig malino with large white oval eyes, with light green irises and small black pupils. He has a light green snout and light pink blushes on his cheeks. Frankenstein: My version of him, he is a lion malino wearing a black coat, a red bowtie and a pair of glasses, a cute orange scarf, a red bow, a yellow dress, and purple pants. Sprunk: Skunk Malino, Male, 24 years old. Enjoys watching action movies and playing first-person shooter games. Favorite food is pizza, drink was cola, and he usually wears jeans and graphic tees. His favorite store is GameStop, and he enjoyed going to a local burger joint. Rayne: Deer Malino, aged 21, favorite show is Apothecary Diaries, favorite movies are the Harry Potter films, favorite game is Minecraft, favorite food is pizza, favorite drink is mountain dew, favorite store is Target, favorite place is California. Rayne usually dresses casually and prefer comfortable clothes. They don't have a favorite restaurant, but likes a bunch of restaurants, probably since they can’t decide. Yuki: Rabbit Malino, 23 years old, they love horror movies, favorite game was Dead by Daylight, favorite food was chocolate cake, favorite drink was coke, they loved hoodies (with purple hoods) and denim jeans. Their favorite store was Hot Topic and their favorite place was any horror place like a dark alley, abandoned buildings. Shadonian: A muscular, porcupine German Shepard hybrid that looks kind of grotesque. Mimiblack: a black mimikyu without a tail, he is gray/black, and his face can change expressions, Sometimes His activities were intervened cause he gets annoyed a lot, he may look evil on the outside but he’s actually good on the inside. Mockrisxh: They are cockroaches that prank and put pants on people, they also lead armies of Cockroaches El Grande: El grandes are pig, sheep and golden retriever fusions with wings, They’re omnivores and pretty friendly and love bits and parts of meat scattered on some ground. Pufferlotl: Basically Axolotl who’s body inflates like pufferfish, Said to be found in Northern Tennessee and Las Angeles  Elusa: Elusa is a platinum gray porcupine malino with dark-blue eyes, a black belly and a large, unkempt mane of black hair (supposedly spines). He's dressed in a trenchcoat, pants, and shoes, all black. Underneath his coat, he wears a white vest, a red shirt, and a white tie. Besides being manipulated to prank others for rude pleasure, something tells me that Elusas motive is more then just "changing the world" because how "lazy" it is, and that enjoyment is "meaningless" because it makes the world stop evolving. The victims he pranked with music are those who work for entertainment and he ends their career based what his targeted victims do for entertainment. "spreading enjoyment" to others. I have a feeling that the reason for Elusa’s selfish behavior has something to do with his past. Yes, we don't know what his true origin is. This is just my speculation. In the past, Elusa dreamed of wanting to bring joy and happiness through entertainment. But when he tries to bring enjoyment to others, either people weren't interested or he wasn't receiving enough attention. Maybe Elusas dream career got crushed when something held him back from being unable to reach his goal. Elusa gets jealous of those whose dream became true because they were successful while Elusas dream never came true because it got held back. It's basically "If I can't have it, nobody else can." Clayman is a normal Stickman but green and the torso is more wider Cute Catcher:  A cat girl who works for NiceCatch Company. Accidentally joined by found the hidden catch chamber while the human was trying to catch the victims. She saw them. It was her friends. But instead of fear. She smiled. Made that human guy surprised. And then, She walked to them. Picking the net and catching them, After that. The human interested in her and asked her to join them. She told that she hold this feeling so long. There was no place to do something like this in this happy and peaceful land. She is possibly the first Malino species person to join NiceCatch. Since NiceCatch is actually the criminal group catching all cute things including human, child, animal, furry, even malinos at the party. God Of Everything: A purple, anthromorphic elder god with 4, asterisk shaped eyes and usually smiling Evillasa: a stickman with a blue body, green tentacles, black head, red eyes, and yellow tentacles.  Las Vaquitas Saturnitas: Small, spherical cow-like creatures resembling planet Saturn, light blue and white striped bodies with brown horns and legs, Sound: “Moooh!” Los Tralaleritos: Small gray shark-like creatures with bright blue high-top sneakers, Energetic and playful Los Crocodrilitos: Small green crocodiles flying miniature red and yellow propeller planes, Adventurous pilots Los Chimpanzinitos: Tiny monkey-like creatures nestled inside peeled yellow bananas, Cute, cuddly, and curious Los Orcolocos: Baby Orcas standing upright wearing red shoes, fins for arms and head, Rival group to Tralaleritos Los Patapims: Small green proboscis monkey-like creatures with peach-colored noses and human-like hands and feet, Whimsical and fluffy The master: A cat Malino in a flashy suit trying to look normal, but beneath his surface lies a sinister secret, he has contained a LOT of treasure and animals, if his disguise gets beaten, it is split open, releasing the mixture of insects, rodents, and other animals it had contained, freeing them, his real form is reminiscent of the chest-bursters from the "Alien" movies, but more mutated and bigger, and it has HUGE claws, its behavior would would remind someone of the blob from, well, The Blob, which is a 1958 American horror film. Another good example would be that scene from The Thing (1982), he looks like a grotesque creature. You know, like how some horror movies show some grotesque creatures, well he’s basically the manifestation of fear now, it’s appearance looks unnatural, like something out of a horror movie, its eyes looks very awkward. The eyes are also very disproportionate to their face, making them look deformed and grotesque, like a creature out of a horror movie, however, he HATES long John’s clothes Gassy: A brown bunny malino who can bloat and fart to deflate, he wears a white shirt and black, super stretchy shorts that can inflate due to his own farts, his finishing movie him sighed in relief as the vegetables were removed from his stomach, and he started farting from the gas that's in there, causing the stomach to deflate back to normal size, The farts smelled absolutely horrible, it stinks. The opponent makes a sound of disgust, covering their nose and coughing, and stumbled back, while saying "Ah - eugh, god - what the f-". Grossly: A octopus Malino who is crazy, his limbs are disproportionate, with elongated arms (those were made to steal treats and gifts) and legs that no longer resemble the limbs of a malino. His face is stretched, his eyes are wide and bulging, and his body is lumpy and misshapen. DOH WEY: A company known for making weird, creatures made out of yellow play doh like a circle on a torn line with a knife shape emerging out of it, a splitten ball with 2 circles on both sides, long limbs and a smile shape with 2 lines at the bottom. Shadows: 2 Pitch black stickmen who appear in dreams, they usually manifest in mostly nightmares but always appear in normal dreams. Shadow 1: Favorite food: Sushi Favorite drink; Green tea Favorite show: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Favorite movie: Coraline Favorite game: Life is Strange Shadow 2: Favorite food: Lasagna Favorite drink: Chocolate milk Favorite show: Ed, Edd n Eddy Favorite movie: Nightmare Before Christmas Favorite game: Five Nights at Freddy's llikepasta: A Roblox character/hacker who is green and always says l like pasta. Malfor: A bootleg version of the king of sorrow who is purple and is the king of chaos. Munchie: While on the trip to outer space, everyone found a nest of chest-bursters, Gooby befriended one and called him Munchie, and is the pet of Gooby. Jett: While on the moon, The Master had a perfect opportunity to actually befriend and make a Xenomorph his pet. Quentin: While going to mars, Joey found a Qu (from All Tomorrows) and befriended him and made it a pet, and named him that. The bunny malino: A malino mentioned in “When they were younger, they were cheerful and friendly, but they also have to deal with some bullying. Their favorite food is sushi, they loved to drink fruit juice, their favorite show was Adventure Time, their favorite movie was Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse, their favorite game was Undertale” The Clungers: My species, friendly, writhing mass of gelatinous pink flesh, with numerous tiny suckers that it uses to cling to other food. It has a single, large eye in the middle of its body, which darts around frantically as if searching for something Skebob: A black crow-like being with a round body, a large beak resembling a toucan's and a frizzy head of black hair Dance-bot: A robot similar to Mettaton and he loves to dance grotesque: A living version of the word grotesque, can somehow invade places Calypso: A green parrot malino wearing pirate wear, his favorite food was fried chicken, and he liked to drink sugar cane juice and rum. As far as entertainment, he liked to watch boxing matches on TV, and he enjoyed playing chess. He was also a fan of calypso music.

See Also

• Happy Tree Friends - Their more successful, slightly less depressed cousins.
• Vegetables - The natural enemy of Gassy.
• Extinction - The most common hobby for characters in this series.