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Your mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations.

~ Alton Brown

When life gives you lemons, make lemon curry.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

~ W.C Fields

Today’s menu has two choices Eat It and Like It.

With enough butter, anything is good.

~ Julia Child

A balanced diet is a sausage in each hand.

~ Barbara Johnson

I just stepped on a box of cornflakes.

If you can’t stand the kitchen, get out of my pants.

Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts.

~ Merriam Webster

Life is a combination of magic and pasta.

I’m sorry I yelled at you. I was hungry.

Chocolate comes from a plant, so it's like salad.

Everyone loves a good cookie. The Rock is a good cookie.

I like hash tags because they look like #waffles.

I love you like Kim Kardashian loves cake!

Life is short, eat dessert first. Maybe make that two desserts.

~ Russian proverb