Portal:Culinary/Quotes
“Your mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations. ”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemon curry. ”
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. ”
“Today’s menu has two choices Eat It and Like It. ”
“With enough butter, anything is good. ”
“A balanced diet is a sausage in each hand. ”
“I just stepped on a box of cornflakes. ”
“If you can’t stand the kitchen, get out of my pants. ”
“Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. ”
“Life is a combination of magic and pasta. ”
“I’m sorry I yelled at you. I was hungry. ”
“Chocolate comes from a plant, so it's like salad. ”
“Everyone loves a good cookie. The Rock is a good cookie. ”
“I like hash tags because they look like #waffles. ”
“I love you like Kim Kardashian loves cake! ”
“Life is short, eat dessert first. Maybe make that two desserts. ”