Order of the Square Table
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Description of the Order and his brief history[edit | edit source]
The Order of the Square Table (also the Fraternity) is one of the oldest orders ever. Its history can be dated, albeit with difficulty, in the order's secret archive until the period of 1095 or 1096, ie until the period of preparation and beginning of the 1st Crusade. However, this order is most closely connected with the Czech lands, where it currently operates in several commands. The most important command is currently the command in Pardubice, where the current Grand Master of the Order and most of its leading officials (including the prior - sometimes also the Grand Prior) are also based. The purpose of the order is to bring together students or various associations or citizens in which violence is committed by the state, or the state prevents them from restricting their free enterprise with their restrictions.
The functioning of the order[edit | edit source]
Not much is known about the functioning of this order. It is certain that the Grand Master function can be hereditary, but also elected. Furthermore, the order is known to form a symbolic mediator between the Catholic Church and the Hussite Church. However, it is not certain how big his role is in this regard.
Apart from the Communists, Nazis, and/or Fascists, virtually anyone can become a member of the order. Recruitment of new members is always announced by the Grand Master himself, often during or just after or before Friday the 13th or 7th or 17th day of the month. The intake ritual is not known, but it is considered to be demanding and, among other things, the individual must be able to drink alcohol. The Grand Master also has the authority to distribute prebends and to appoint new officials of the order, or to promote them. At present, much is being said about the so-called restoration of the order, which should consist of the restoration of commands lost over centuries abroad. The order is also going to restore its sovereignty in the field of the property when it wants to get back into its countries all its original real estate, which was confiscated from the order by the communists or stolen.
Church questions of the order[edit | edit source]
The order itself is not subordinate to any church. He is often on the side of mediators in negotiations between Christian churches. He also holds a position in negotiations between Christian churches and Jewish communities.
However, the Order itself is at least quite free-thinking and open, which follows from its well-known code. It also forms the Alcoholic Church itself (please do not confuse it with the one in South Africa created by heretics of this order or those who have never been to it).
Alcoholic Church[edit | edit source]
The Alcoholic Church was created in parallel with the Order. Her faith preaches:
Enjoy life to the fullest, drink, or enjoy whatever your throat craves and do whatever it is for the pleasure of yourself or anyone else, but don't forget everyone else! Never do what you do against someone's will!
Non-members of the Order may also join the Alcoholic Church, but only members of the Order may join the individual offices of this Church. Members may also join the Alcoholic Church only and only if there is a command of the Order near their residence, which houses the commander, which in the area, in consultation with the local leaders of the Alcoholic Church, indicates the places where services will be held, thus determining where a tabernacle will be established. Anyone who has been accepted into the Order and has paid the Commander's tribute can become a Commander. The Commander himself represents the Grand Master in the given area and lists tithes in the given area, while some of them then go directly to the maintenance of the Office of the Grand Master.