Online University/Payment

Costs:

Our prices are so low that you will need a nano calculator to get the total. First you will pay the service tax, then the aid tax, after the ransom tax, after that the remaining common tax and in the end the holy-shit another tax. Only after these taxes you will pay the annual tuition that is around the price of my new Porsche. Depending on your course you may pay additional taxes but fear not, We accept organ donation :)

I am poor how can i pay my studies?:

Simply We may take what is left and sell your virginity to Arab foreigner or if you already lost your virginity We may sell your insides and blood, sperm/ovaries included and if you do not consent this procedure We are welcome to accept slaves, your mummy, daddy, little sis or your bro… fear not We will treat them as equal, equal to dogs.

How expensive is this university?

It depends on your chosen course but We designed a brilliant formula to get the total amount:$F(x)=\beta \sum _{\mathbf {p} }\sum _{r}E_{\mathbf {p} }^{-{\frac {1}{2}}}\left(a_{r}(\mathbf {p} )u_{r}(\mathbf {p} )e^{-{\frac {ipx}{\hbar }}}+b_{r}^{\dagger }(\mathbf {p} )v_{r}(\mathbf {p} )e^{\frac {ipx}{\hbar }}\right)$