Online University/FAQ

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How does it work?

You give us money, We fake some papers and give you fake lessons... you fake study because We give you answers before the exam... with a little generous economic contribution you obtain a degree!

Is this degree equivalent to...

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I am working right now, how can I study?

Depends, you may study at night or while working in either case you will need something to keep your mind kicking, We suggest and encourage the abuse of drugs especially activating drugs… for more information visit our “drug-for-study.yes”, We are more then happy to double our income from your addiction.

Is this university legal?

Our lawyers prefer to abstain from giving reply… if you ever heard something about us We assure you that We are not what it may sound, We are a serious institution and We are not a bunch of criminals that give diplomas for cash… We also accept your spleen :)

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