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> Greetings, Moloch!  You are an unaligned astral deity.

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> You see here the Amulet of Yendor
> r - the Amulet of Yendor
> Marduk gets angry!
> Marduk summons other gods to retrieve the Amulet!

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> Quetzalcoatl hits!
> Crom hits!
> Blind Io stops and asks for directions!
> Athena hits!
> Kos hits!  Your purse feels lighter.

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> Raijin hits! Lightning strikes you!
> You jump into the portal.  The portal disappears!
> The other gods summon geeks with no life to hunt down the Amulet.
> You arrive at the Valley of the Dead...
> The odor of burnt flesh and decay pervades the air.

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> The pit fiend says, "Hail Moloch!"
> The balrog says, "Hail Moloch!"
> Give what? [abrtq or ?*] r
> Which direction? h
> The high priest accepts the amulet, and exclaims "Hail Moloch!"

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Meanwhile...[edit]


> You wake up.
> You go about your daily business.
> You fall asleep.
> You dream strange dreams of prospecting, stealing, crusading, and combat.
> You wake up.

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> You wield the quarterstaff.
> Open in what direction? j
> You open the door.
> Close in what direction? k
> You close the door.

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> The man says "If you find the Amulet of Yendor, you will gain great wealth!"
> Talk to whom? l
> The woman says "They say that the gods may grant you immortality for it!"
> Talk to whom? j
> The man says "They say it is beyond the Valley of Gehennom, deep within the
Mazes of Menace."

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> You pay the innkeeper 50 gold.
> The innkeeper gives you a potion.
> f - a potion of booze
> What do you want to drink? [f or ?*] f
> This tastes like liquid fire!

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> You pay the innkeeper 50 gold.
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> You wake up
> You have:
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> b - a quarterstaff
> c - a splitting headache
> g - no tea
> You hear the sounds of a guard on patrol.
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> You woke up!
> What do you want to eat? [lmn or ?*] n
> This lembas wafer is delicious!
> You enter the Dungeons of Doom.

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Shortly Thereafter...[edit]

Do you want your possessions identified? [ynq] (y)


See also[edit]