Morgz
How do you not know who the internet superstar Morgan "Huge Schlong" Hudson, aka MORGZ is? He makes millions per day and could buy out your family so they never talk to you again, that is how much income Morgan has from his internet empire that includes the YouTube-channels of himself, his mom's and the beautiful egg-headed muscle man stepfather Bald Martin's, the true sex icon of our generation. As of the time of writing Morgan has a net worth higher than the total GDP of Canada and Africa combined.
Income[edit | edit source]
Morgan makes around 1.4 billion USD annually thanks to his sponsorship deal with Coin Master. He also owns several small technology companies such as Google and Apple and also has his fingers in lots of different pies such as property and lesbian porn industry.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
People like to believe it was Morgan's mum Jill who gave birth to him, however it is said that the ghost of Steve Jobs himself floated down to YouTube's HQ and handed them The Hero of Web Content that Morgan is. Morgan missed out on human contact as just his sheer presence was enough to turn any mortal into free gift cards. At age twelve, realizing one channel wasn't enough to conquer the internet, Morgan simply created Jill out of the air that surrounded him and puppeteer'd her until her channel had over 4,000,000 subscribers and Morgan had a tight grasp on the internet.