Liberal agenda

The liberal agenda, not to be confused with the Kibble agenda, is a Libyan calendar but spelled wrongly. In addition to this gross misspelling, the word agenda has had its meaning changed from something a politician might have, to a simple calendar with important dates written on it, as not to forget said important events coinciding with aforementioned important dates, as something

Hereto, the Libyan Parliament assures us that no, they most certainly do not have any ulterior motives regarding world domination and/or other nefarious schemes they may have hidden up their sleeve.

Here is an excerpt from a page of the liberal agenda, written from the perspective of the Libyan council of State affairs/Presidents/:

• Tue, 12.3 : Wonder why everyone seems to confuse Libya with Lebanon and dull pain with government issued non-alcoholic alcohol
• Wed, 14.3 : Address concerns about the Libyan monarchies' ideals on democracy and free speech. Changes include:
  • Renaming democracy to "overthinking",
  • Allowing every form of free speech, as long as all they talk about is the weather,
  • Attempting to fixate a definitive form of government,
  • Investing in a staggering amount of IKEA brand tables for no discernible reason whatsoever,
  • Promptly then handing financial issues and decisions over to the Secretary of Treasury,
  • Mourning the loss of the Secretary of Treasury,
  • Investing in an undefinable amount of SKJÖLLMORG cabinets
• Thurs, 15.3 : Firing whoever's in charge of chronicling the dates as that person's frankly done a rather shoddy job
• Friday, 34.4 : Okay now they're just taking the piss
• Friday, 16.3 : Making every day a Friday so people will finally stop complaining about Mondays
• Friday, 17.3 : Attending a brief get-together with the Libyan Republic for a spot of tea and general pleasantries
• Friday, 18.3 : Hosting of a friendly game of nondescript sports swiftly undoing any and all pleasantries exchanged the day before