Lauri Törni

Lauri "Absolute Fucking Genius" Törni aka Larry Thorne (May 28th, 1919 - October 18th, 1965) was a Finnish Army Soldier who withstanded about OVER 9000 wars, a gazillion landmines, 15 STDs (including AIDS), found out Einstein's Theory of Stupidity decades before him, built the first nuclear bomb at the ripe age of 9, and he also stole your girl.

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