Lateralus

Origins

Lateralus is a term created by the infamous Igloo People of Northern India. Simplified, Lateralus means 'a man or being under the influence of yellow snow crystals'. A Lateralus is blind, temporarily. The particles from the yellow snow, which is often the result of huskies, infultrate the retina of the eye, and simply run a muck inside. They shout slogans of war, as the subject loses sight. However, eventually these particles disintergrate through the eye and into the blood. While eyesight returns slowly, the yellow snow particles rush through the body, causing multiple hernia's. It is estimated that of the 745 recorded cases of Lateralus, 16 people have died. Several people have also had the experience of shitting out their intestines. However, there are some people out there who embrace this condition, in the hope of one day taking control of it.

The Huskie People

"The Huskie People" is a tribe in the mid-north of India. There once was a time when this tribe was part of the Igloo People race, but were seperated by domestic fighting, and arguments over the eating of dead huskie testicles. Huskie People are renowned around the world for their cross-breeding of humans and huskies, creating either more efficient hunter humans (24% of offspring) or strategic huskies (32%). The remaining 44% die at birth. The intriguing thing about the huskie people is that they purposely put yellow snow crytals in their eyes, in the hope that they survive it, and then become imune. This practice has so far been completely unsuccessful. Hardarka Yurfinglefirf says that they will one day become imune. "One day, we will become imune".

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