Kawardha
Kawardha was a Rajput tribe in India (a nation distinct from Indium) that entered the union of India in 1947...or was it 1377? Anyway, they are now located in Eastern India, a minor nation of the larger India. Don't know exactly where they are, but let's guess they are somewhere at least south of Nepal or, if I could make this page even worse, inside the Bay of Bengal. In the official page for Rajput in Uncyclopedia, Kawardha is listed under the "Pride" header, which is highly offensive.
Kawardha has a flag depicted as Three horizontal bands of light blue, purple/pink, and dark blue. The inclusion of purple as well as the horizontal stripe or spectrum format makes the flag look like a gender identity flag when it really isn't; such a concept is called a non-pride spectrum. Other Raj states with this concept are Kochin, Jaipur, Dungarpur (whose flag features a coat of arms with Two swastikas and Hanuman), Kutlehar, and Charkhari.
Anyone who stumbles upon this page is free to improve it in terms of Uncyclopedianism. My edit is already so non-satire, ωmigosh...anyone to save me from such questions?
Distant future[edit | edit source]
In the future, there would have been so many evil pride flags that Kawardha's design might just fall into misuse by the extremist community. Failure to distinctify this non-pride spectrum from the calamity may cause the nation to erroneously get nuked, even if they did nothing wrong. Whether the first sentence of this paragraph will turn out to be accurate heavily depends on whether pride is universally banned or not.
"However, Uncyclopedia is a dangerous place that only allows ethnic slurs to be used in a page about a country, so what could possibly go wrong? Should we be embarrassed?" - My self-musings after seeing the official page on the United States on Uncyclopedia use the dæmonic pentagram as the official flag (imagination only).
However, this future is much too unlikely to ever happen and is only created for the personal enjoyment of Uncyclopedia itself.
Use in Ionatizonis Myocrinthian works[edit | edit source]
Kawardha's colour scheme has been used in at least one design in the Extreme Symbol Set:
- Symbol #36, a cube with the face of Ionatizonis Myocrinthia covered in the colours of Kawardha, Two Xs on the top left and bottom right, and Seven duplications of Sasha making a shocked face in Kawardha's colours, Five of them rotated. No use has been decided upon for this design yet, so the symbol does not represent a numerical value.
This design is private as of right now and can only be imagined to us by our personal enjoyment. Our Ionatizonis minds can't really assign a value to this based on visualisation alone.