International Talk Like a Landlubber Day/Conversions
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| Pirate | Landlubber Equivalent |
| Ahoy, me hearty! | Hello, my friend. |
| Aye | Yes, I agree with everything you just said or did. |
| Aye, aye! | I shall do as you say. / Orders received. |
| Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! | Bartender, I would like a prostitute and a Malibu with Coke.
or My, what an invigorating latte! (Depends on the context) |
| Walk the plank | Go kill yourself in a wooden plank related fashion |
| The high seas be fearsome tonight, me maties! | My goodness, the traffic is lousy this time of day! |
| Wind in yer sails! | Let's get going, or else we'll be late. |
| Dead men tell no tales... | Leave no one alive who can report us to the law. |
| Shiver me timbers! | No way! |
| Bilge Rat | Illegal immigrant |
| Scurvy | Vitamin C Deficiency |
| Scurvy Dog | Prostitute or illegal immigrant (depends on who you're talking too) |
| Run out the sweeps, ye scurvy dogs! | Rake my leaves, you illegal immigrants! |
| I be looking for me buried treasure. | Excuse me, could you give me directions to the nearest ATM? |
| A mighty fine sea shanty, m'lads | MP3's, anyone? (landlubbers want to be pirates too!) |
| Avast! | I recommend scanning your PC for viruses. |
| Blow me down! | Blow me, down. |
| I be sending you straight to Davey Jones' locker! | The English chap from the Monkees needs his gym bag. Would you please retrieve it? |
| The X marks the spot of the booty of legend, lads! | Per Mapquest, the gentleman's club is 6.5 miles west of this intersection. |
| Why, if it ain't me old landlubber cousin o' the gentler bidding. | Although we are blood relatives, I'd like to get into your non-seafaring pants. |
| Vicious treehubber, I'm afear'd o' ye dirty schemes! | Radical environmentalists are scary. |
| Yar-Har' Me Hearties! | Ha ha! I'm not paying for sex. |
| Will ye scoot the jowls o' the olde scranty hamlet? | Would you like fries with that? |
| If there be a mutiny, I'll be shootin' seamen all over the ship. | You're having a party? Sure, I'll come. |
| International Talk Like A Landlubber Day | Worldwide Speak Like A Person Who Is Not A Pirate Day |
| Arrrr/Yarr!* | Not translatable, many unsuccessful attempts include: "Aloha" "Hi there" "Okay" "Alright" "Understood" "Of course" "Awesome" "Hmm", depending on context. |
*Not accurate translation. Use with Caution.