I am bored
I am bored. Entertain me. Please.
Please help me kill my boredom[edit | edit source]
I am soooo bored, please help me be not bored, or bored'nt. Anything would entertain me. A game, a joke, 15 more jokes, words, or litterally anything else. Heck, im so bored, I'll even prefer watching My Little Pony to what im doing now.
Watching my little pony[edit | edit source]
This is soo baaaadd!! Someone kill me!! I'll do ANYTHING to not watch this! Save me from this satanic torture! I'm so bored I'm dying!!!
Erm so booored[edit | edit source]
What am I going to do.. Im so bored.
You're so bored[edit | edit source]
You must be bored if you are reading this page. You must be. Why else would you be wasting your life on a site like Uncyclopedia? This place is a waste of time, yet you continue to read this site. No wonder you're so bored! You have no friends!HA HA! It's so fun insulting you!
Why I'm editing Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source]
Because I'm bored, silly. I'm helping to improve the quality of the internet by adding hard, solid facts to sites like Uncyclopedia. What is Wikipedia? What do you mean it's a fact wiki? That sounds so boring. Speaking of which, that reminds me,
Im so bored[edit | edit source]
KILL ME I'll do anything that isnt doing nothing right now, just fucking KILL ME or save me OR SOMETHING!!!
Oh look, pr0n!