HowTo:Use Chopsticks

Don’t be like them use chopsticks properly!

Being able to use chopsticks is essential in an Asian household if you don’t want to be called a FAILURE and get whooped. If you came here because of that reason that you are in the right place!

Step one

Ask yourself why the frick can’t I use a fork and why I have to make the simple task of eating much more difficult

Step one

Hold the first stick like a pencil like the one you use to write an 10 page essay for school.

Step 2

hold the second stick under your thumb and rest on your ring finger and pick up food with now!

Helpful tips if you are still a failure and can’t learn how to defy gravity and use 2 sticks to pick up grains of rice.

• Use chopstick trainers
• Use black magic
• Use witchcraft