HowNotTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia
We have gone through a series of pages, each being more insane than its predecessor, and we have finally come to a page with placidity and simple beauty. Appreciate this; never take unvandalized simplicity for granted. The Uncyclopedia administrators are always busy fixing up vandalized pages and maintaining Uncyclopedia, and you are a beneficiary of their work. Please preserve such beauty of all Uncyclopedia pages and don't vandalize them. With the exception being, of course, Vandalism.