HowTo:Lollygag
“No lollygagging”
– Hold Guard
Sometimes, you just don't know what to do, you commit PICKPOCKETING, you play on your crappy phone, you play on your Xbox, you just need to do something boring, and we got the perfect example JUST FOR YOU! We present to you (the dummy):
HowTo:Lollygag
You will need[edit | edit source]
- You (Don't be dumb, you need YOU)
- At least 1 person, make sure they get annoyed easy
- Crack
- A Greatsword
Step 1[edit | edit source]
When walking in a group, be slow, the people up ahead will start to get peeASSSEEEEDD!, they'll start saying "No lollygagging", "Hurry the fuck up, before I dump semen on you" and "Slow bitch, HURRY TEH FOOK UP!!!"
Step 2[edit | edit source]
Don't listen to them, fap until you cum instead, also you can smoke the crack you have.
Step 3[edit | edit source]
When the people ahead of you turn around to see you, they will be disgusted because you're fapping, smoking crack and lollygagging.
WARNING! Expect the people in front of you to beat your shit, fap for you and possibly kill you, you have been warned
Step 4[edit | edit source]
Fight them back like a man, blow your crack in their faces, when you orgasm from fapping, blast your jizz in their eyes, then plow them down with your Greatsword
Step 5 (Optional)[edit | edit source]
Laugh at those silly pricks, when they get up, they will scream and cry like a LITTLE GIRL!