HowTo:Kill a Hobo With a Glock 45

"Hobo's are dirty gurbs." -Abraham Lincoln

What's up gamers, and welcome to my ultimate 3 step tutorial on how to kill a hobo with a glock 45. If you follow this guide I guarantee that you will kill a hobo. But fair warning, once you have killed your first hobo, it gets hard to stop.

Reasons to kill a hobo.

There are basically 2 reasons to want to kill a hobo.

1. They smell like shit.

have you ever been walking down the street of <insert city name here> and smelled a smell that absolutely violated your nostrils? Like I'm talking a smell that you smell and makes you want to kill yourself once you get home? Ya, safe to say it was probably one of those dirty fucking hobos. See, now you wanna kill one, right?

2. They always ask for money.

You seem like the type of person that stays in their lane. The kinda guy that doesn't stick their nose where it doesn't belong. So let's say that one day you're on your way to work. And one of those dirty fucks walks up to you with a degrading cardboard sign and a little tin can and says "Spare change?". But all you want to do is get to work. But then they keep asking and asking. So eventually you have to give them your hard earned cash so you don't look like a total assknob. This is the reason this guide is here.

Step 1: Purchasing a Glock 45.

For this guide we will be using the purchase method to acquire our 45. For other methods see HowTo:Steal. First things first, find a gun store. If there isn't one near you Walmart works too. Then, walk into said gun store (or Walmart) and ask to purchase a Glock 45. Once you have purchased the gun walk out of the store.

Step 2: Find a Hobo.

This is the easiest step. Just either follow the scent of them, or use your magical amulet to seek out the trail of despair and misery that wallows from all alleyways and underpasses in every major city in America.

Step 3: Kill that filthy fucker.

Approach the hobo like a lion approaches a gazelle in a nat Geo documentary (if you don't do this part then the hobo will notice and will flee). Then say something along the lines of "Hey there buddy. You're not looking too hot there. Let me give you a couple bucks." Then reach behind you as if you are pulling out a wallet. Then slowly take out your gun and fire every shot from the magazine into the hobo. If you have done every step correctly then congratulations, you have officially killed your first hobo. This guide is available from anyone in the world so please tell your friends about the wonder and whimsy you felt whilst shooting that hobo so that we can eventually kill every hobo in the world. Make sure to like and subscribe with notifications turned on so you never miss another one of my banger articles. Thank you so much for reading, and I'll see you next time. <insert Youtube outro music here>