Hangman
“You know, it's a hard word to guess. I'll draw a face.”
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Alright, what's your first guess?
I'm gonna say E
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Try again.
Okay, I?
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A?
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U?
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That's all the vowels.
Okay, um, what should I pick?
I'm not telling you.
Worth a shot. Um, S maybe?
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Okay, it's not "us". P?
Is that your letter?
Yes. Why else would I say P?
You do have a track record.
Shut up.
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Okay, what now?
What other words start with U?
Umbrella.
You know what I mean
No, I don't. Please, enlighten me.
Stop being stupid.
Only after you stop being stupid.
I'm not stupid.
I beg to differ.
Whatever. H I guess."
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Okay
Still nothing?
No. M maybe?"
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Dude! Nothing else starts with U
I think ur wrong about that.
Whatever. Is there a G
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It's your last guess.
Is it some stupid letter like Z or something?
Maybe.
You dummy! You just told me one of the letters was Z!
Is that your next guess?
Yes!
Okay...
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Sorry, you lose.
What! But you just said...
Maybe does not mean yes. I thought you knew that.
Can, you, like, draw a face or something?
I suppose, but I spent half an hour making the hangman guy in ASCII and that was the best I could come up with, and I don't want to spend another hour and a half re-arrageing everything to fit a face in.
Okay. What was the answer?
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U R S T U P I D
SERIOUSLY DUDE! FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT STUPID! YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M JUST FED UP WITH ALL YOUR BULLCRAP AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE
Wanna play again?