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“You know, it's a hard word to guess. I'll draw a face.”

~ Your nice friend
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Alright, what's your first guess?

I'm gonna say E


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Try again.

Okay, I?


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A?


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U?


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That's all the vowels.

Okay, um, what should I pick?

I'm not telling you.

Worth a shot. Um, S maybe?


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Okay, it's not "us". P?

Is that your letter?

Yes. Why else would I say P?

You do have a track record.

Shut up.


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Okay, what now?

What other words start with U?

Umbrella.

You know what I mean

No, I don't. Please, enlighten me.

Stop being stupid.

Only after you stop being stupid.

I'm not stupid.

I beg to differ.

Whatever. H I guess."


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Okay

Still nothing?

No. M maybe?"


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Dude! Nothing else starts with U

I think ur wrong about that.

Whatever. Is there a G

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It's your last guess.

Is it some stupid letter like Z or something?

Maybe.

You dummy! You just told me one of the letters was Z!

Is that your next guess?

Yes!

Okay...


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Sorry, you lose.

What! But you just said...

Maybe does not mean yes. I thought you knew that.

Can, you, like, draw a face or something?

I suppose, but I spent half an hour making the hangman guy in ASCII and that was the best I could come up with, and I don't want to spend another hour and a half re-arrageing everything to fit a face in.

Okay. What was the answer?


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SERIOUSLY DUDE! FOR THE LAST TIME! I'M NOT STUPID! YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M JUST FED UP WITH ALL YOUR BULLCRAP AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE

Wanna play again?

Sure