Groberyzm

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Groberism is a contemporary philosophy that emerged as a response to the overwhelming weight of seriousness and structuralism of the current world. It is a unique movement that celebrates the cult of universal pranks – actions that are supposed to evoke authentic, unexpected emotions in people, questioning everyday routine and seemingly unchanging reality. These actions focus mainly on increasing the victim's heart rate, which often leads to the resonance of unexpected emotions.

The second key pillar of this philosophy is "japotanie" – the art of expression, where words and meanings seem to have no logical connections, but the structure of sentences remains impeccably preserved. "Japotanie" is an expression of the highest freedom of thought and carefree attitude to the world; it is a form of playing with language that frees one from the obligation to obey conventions. One of the most famous japotanie quotes from Sensei himself is the sentence: "If a stork knocked on the gutter, the old lady would have a mustache."

The creator and master of groberism is Sensei, who has mastered the skill of consciously applying the described techniques. According to historical accounts, several daredevils from Sensei's closest circle had the honor of experiencing soul elevation during conversations with the master. This state, achieved at the moment of complete abandonment of logic, brought a sense of harmony and euphoric lightness that forever changed their way of looking at the world. On the TikTok platform, one can observe the beginnings of japotania in common use, but even there, the level of master Sensei remains unattainable.

For followers of groberism, life becomes a space in which spontaneous pranks, carefreeness and illogical interactions bring authentic joy and a sense of nirvana. Every day becomes a place to experience the artistic expression of emotions - and happiness appears as a result of constant, daily play with reality.