Genius Book of Idiot Records

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The Genius Book of Idiot Records is a book about the most stupid things.

History[edit | edit source]

Creation[edit | edit source]

When Einstein saw someone point the wrong way in a shooting range, he had an idea: Make a book about stupidity. He made Stupidity: The Science of Low Intelligence, but when they found out he couldn't find out why Humans are stupid, the public was outraged. Einstein made it up but making "The Genius Book of Idiot Records" a book about stupid people, originally made to entertain smart people.

Political Correctness[edit | edit source]

When the Political Correctness Movement started, The Genius Book of Idiot Records was forced to contain things other than Human Stupidity. They started to add other things that could be described as stupid, like "Most Stupid Fun Rollercoaster".

Steven Hawking[edit | edit source]

When Einstein died in 2001, Steven Hawking took over "Geniuses Corp.", the company for the Genius Book of Idiot Records. This caused a great increase in popularity, as Hawking is a popular scientist. In 2014, Hawking changed the name to "Steven Hawking's Great Book of Idiot Records".