Gaslighting

What do you mean you'd thought there would be an actual article? You really are crazy thinking this article would ever exist. Why would anyone create an article about something as absurd as gaslighting? Answer: They wouldn't! Nobody in their right mind would even think of creating an article like that. This is Uncyclopedia we're talking about, not Crazypedia! Uncyclopedia is about things that matter, not the crazy shit you think we'd make. We all think you're crazy for thinking we would ever create this article. You should apologize for offending us like that. We are super offended by you thinking we would ever create an article like this. This is your fault. This is your fault that we got angry. We are so fucking mad it's insane. If you really want us to like you, stop searching up articles that aren't real then getting mad that we didn't create them. It's just fucking wrong. You really must not like us if you're expecting articles like this. Our logo may be a potato but we're not that dense, but you're dense. You need to apologize right now or else we will block you from the site. We're serious, stop trying to make the "Gaslighting" article happen.