Gardener

A Gardener is a man or woman who does gardening. It is not clear what gardening is (the article is a pack of lies) but it is something done in a garden or a greenhouse. Gardeners can be recognized by their Uniform. For males, this consists of baggy trousers, a tweed jacket and a floppy hat. For females, it is a bikini. Both sexes wear Wellington boots.

A gardener is also another term for someone who does garden design or landscape design. Digital gardeners have become more common lately with the proliferation of games that involve gardening. Digital gardeners, unlike traditional gardeners, grow, design, and manipulate bits and bytes of data rather than green living plants.

See also

• Come into the garden, Maud