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 Jeanix White: Ace Attroney Score: 100 Renegade Moves: 3


> Take it
"Wait, really? Your client says he's innocent, and you're just gonna cave in and toss him into jail for 20 years?"
> Um...yeah.
"Wow. This was easy. Like, ridiculously easy. And your client seems to be a bit of a wuss, so I don't think you'd have any problem with him accepting the deal, but....ew, man. Just ew!"
> Tell Butz about deal
You tell Butz about the plea deal. Intimidated by the law enforcement that he is, he happily takes your recommendation and pleads guilty to Murder Two. The case is over just like that, but so is your legal career.

See, Molly noticed your pussyfooting, and fired you from her firm. You're now out of a job, and good luck getting hired by any other firm out there, given the current job climate. But hey, at least you maxed out your Renegade rating!

*** YOU ARE FUCKED ***