Gandalvalosus

Gandalvalosus is a secret invisible moon discovered by the Nazi’s in 1942.It is a rather lonely place save for 2 top secret Nazi moon bases and a rather stinky Out house.Of course Gandalvalosus is kept as a huge secret from the public and almost all existence of the planet has been censored by a top secret multi nation organisation run by plastic ducks.therefore be advised,since you are one of the few people who know the existence of this mythical ,semi mythical place, Your days may be numbered.

Location And Discovery Plus A Bit Of Infastructure Details

Example of a non-invisible moon.

Gandalvalosus is located in sector 50002838 of the solar system right next to Ur-anus. it was(as I said previously) discovered by the nazi's,in 1942 After "The Battle Of The Sky Fotresses"[oooooooh].In 1943 two top secret Nazi moon bases were set up there,one exclusively for sewing and one For Embroidery.(for more information see the article on Nazi Moon Bases.In 1954 they build a out house(aka toilet,restroom,washroom,water closet,powder room) because the Nazi inhabitants finally realised That peeing in the room mates bed isn't an option.

Anyway getting back to the topic,to reach Gandalvalosus you must pilot your space craft towards Ur - anus.You have to slow down when you reach there because if you go too fast you may tear the Space time continuum,please don't go and touch Ur-anus ,because that would be rather disastrous and penetrating too deep(in its atmosphere)may result in a Explosion.

Once you have slowed down, take a left when you reach the Death Star,and take a right when you see the big neon sign saying "Gandalvalosus is to your left" You'll reach in no time. Be careful though as the moon is invisible and you may...well crash into it and die.

Appearance

It looks like anything else that is invisible......invisible. (Therefore there are no pictures of it in this article....huh and you thought I was too lazy)