Frederick Douglass

Frederick Douglass, who is currently pissed the fuck off.

Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey Johnson Michael Caesar Scarinthehoes Doug Douglas Douglass³ also known as Freddie D, Frederick the Second Greatest or his pen name AssWrecker69 was an American writer, abolitionist and badass. Shortly after escaping enslavement, Frederick began his writing career with Gay Erotica but switched over to political writings due to fierce competition. He was known for his passionate speeches about Slavery, and Politics and for his unexplained hatred of Native Americans.

Career

Abraham Lincoln, who officially recognized Douglass as a real one.

After finally gaining basic human rights, Frederick used his new found freedom to express his passion for writing, particularly in Homosexual Porn Novels. He released just two novels before he got egged, pantsed, mocked, berated and had penises drawn on his house along with other preposterous acts by rival gay porn writers Oscar Wilde and Skeletor. Frederick immediately transitioned to making political writings, mainly about slavery. He got his big break when President Abraham Lincoln gave him an official shout-out in a speech. It read as follows:

”Y’all know my man Freddie D? That n***a spittin. He a real one, all y’all other motherf*****s fake. He really opened my eyes bout all this slavery s***t. Free my black n****s, on god.”

Soon, Douglass received wide spread acclaim and recognition from all major news outlets excluding IGN.com.

Controversial Views on Native Americans

Frederick Douglass held a strong hatred towards all indigenous Americans for no discernible reason. He often called them “Savage Idiots”, “Big dumb stupid heads”, “Not real Americans” “Feather flaunting fags” “Horse bitches” and “Red fuckers” among other racist and unflattering descriptions. The reason for this behavior is unknown, but it is likely because a Shawnee child once accidentally threw a pebble at him during a short walk home.