Forum talk:Minecraft logic

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Why are fire trucks red? —Labberwock (talk) 03:45, 4 September 2021 (UTC)

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Irrelevant image

Because fire burns jungles, and in the jungle are ocelots, and ocelots scare creepers, and creepers are pigs, and pigs love carrots, and carrots are found in villages, and villagers need beds to breed, and beds used to be red.

Why fuck? —Kabberwock (talk) 03:53, 4 September 2021 (UTC)

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Because fuck is a bad word, and bad words get censored, and daylight sensors are redstone components, and redstone signals light TNT, and TNT naturally generates in desert temples, and the desert is full of sand, and you can make floating sand with rose bushes, and roses are red, and fire trucks are also red, and "fire truck" starts with f and ends with uck. --Mabberwock (talk) 03:46, 9 September 2021 (UTC)

How long is your answer to this question?

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My answer is a chain of illogic, and chain armor was crafted from fire, and fire emits light, and light melts ice, and boats go very fast on ice, and boats eliminate fall damage, and so do waterlogged chests, and two chests have fifty four slots, so my answer is fifty four words long.

Why is the Earth round? --Labberwock (talk) 04:22, 9 September 2021 (UTC)

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Because if the Earth is superflat, there would be slimes everywhere.

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? --Kabberwock (talk) 13:57, 12 September 2021 (UTC)

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The tree can't fall when no one is around, because the chunk is not loaded.

If you can retexture 1 block in every single Minecraft player's world, which block would you choose? --Labberwock (talk) 13:07, 11 October 2021 (UTC)