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Above are the known warlords who command planet Earth. A checks and balance system was put into place to keep the balance between them to protect all humans. The order of power (i.e. paradox) goes as follows:
Big Boss defeats Chuck Norris, because he is much more cooler. Solid Snake defeats Big Boss, just like in the Metal Gear videogames. Samuel L. Jackson defeats snakes of all kinds, Solid Snake included. He does bonus dmg against snakes on planes. MacGyver defeats Samuel L. Jackson, because he can build planes out of paper clips and bubblegum, and everyone knows planes deplete Samuel L. Jackson's power level exponentially. And finally, Chuck Norris defeats MacGyver, because while MacGyver can build a plane out of paper clips and bubblegum, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the whole damn thing into shit in a matter of milliseconds.
To simplify, Chuck Norris<Big Boss<Solid Snake<Samuel L. Jackson<MacGuyver<Chuck Norris. In order to prevent one from becoming too powerful, Mr. T keeps the balance in check.
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