User:Moneke/Fight-O-Plankton
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Your mom wont let you have a puppy because
From the makers of Sea Monkeys comes the latest and greatest educational pet.
Watch your Plankton float slowly around the Fight-O-Tank
But wait, there's more.
Ever forget to feed your pets on holiday? Come home to find PETA after you? Well with Fight-O-Plankton you don't need to worry as they can make their own food. Just place them in natural sunlight and they will convert the light into food!
Wow!!! You can really see them photosynthesize!!!
But just like you Fight-O-Plankton needs its nutrients Fight-O-Nutrients
The joy of watching Sea-Monkeys grow offers a lot more than just pure fun. It is one of the outstanding educational experiences of a lifetime, the entire life-cycle of these unique creatures is fully recreated. From slowly drifting too tinging the water slightly green, Fight-O-Plankton have it all.
Hours of autotrophic fun!
So you can't see
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"YOHOHO a bottle of rum on a dead man's chest..." NOT! Our wonderful, G-Rated plankton are non-violent, salt-water swilling sweeties but they do love gold bullion, congregating to form a beautiful green sludge on it.
Explore the mystical realm of Plankton Valdez! Watch your plankton subjects drift, float and become stuck in the majestic sludge flowing out of the
You are about to begin a NEW amazing hobby that is so fantastic, it STAGGERS THE IMAGINATION! With only water and the "crystals" in your Fight-O-Plankton® kit, you will create INSTANT-LIFE®. Yes, singlehanded you will raise up the world's only INSTANT-PETS® - amazing live Fight-O-Plankton® With the act of giving your Fight-O-Plankton® life, you join in the immensely rewarding experience of fellow hobbyists throughout the world!
As a creator of Fight-O-Plankton®, you share with them, the knowledge that through your willingness to explore the unknown, you have stepped across the threshold of one of the strange worlds of tomorrow's science...TODAY!
If you are reading this page it can be safely assumed that you share the same interest in Fight-O-Plankton® as I do!. Fight-O-Plankton® have what I like to call the three "ibles..." They are affordable, portable, and adorable. What other pet comes with a replacement guarantee!!! Watch them as they are poured in - watch them as they float - watch them as they stick to the walls of the plastic tank you are supplied with! Just remember that they don't appear exactly as illustrated!