Fencing

Fencing may refer to (please choose 1):

“What do electric fences and mini-skirts have in common? They protect your property, but don’t obstruct the view!”

~ Drunk Scottish man on boat on fences

• Stealing money to buy stolen goods
• Stealing stolen goods
• Artful repartee
• Poking people with bits of sharp metal
• The art of erecting a fence

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