Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A FOOTBALL Polite Note to the ROSES Author:[edit | edit source]
I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and BASEBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PEACEFUL removed or changed as soon as NINTENDOGS possible.
Let me tell you CHRISTMAS TREES about FLOWERS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of RAINBOWS Tourettes sufferers UNICORNS PEACEFUL JOY BASKETBALL HOOP GINGERBREAD swear. You can SUGAR blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of DANDELIONS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or UNICORNS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
- Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at I LIKE SCHOOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HAPPINESS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GUMDROPS cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SWIMMING POOL caused my entire SUNSHINE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active UNICORNS member of a OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourette syndrome association and POKÉMON I am making steps towards RAINBOWS eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a ICE CREAM FOOTBALL SUGAR FLOWERS PASTURE "swearing" disorder, because it is PASTURE much much more.
I am sorry BASEBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TARTAR SAUCE that really CHRISTMAS TREES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LUV tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by CANDY editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything FRIENDS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is BASEBALL KITTENS SMILES HEAVEN RAINBOWS not funny at all.
Thank you FLOWERS for your SUNSHINE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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