Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A TARTAR SAUCE Polite Note to the FRIENDS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am SPRINKLES 17 years old and TARTAR SAUCE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL HOOP possible.
Let me tell you POKÉMON about NINTENDOGS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SUGAR Tourettes sufferers KITTENS GUMDROPS PIXIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS swear. You can PUPPIES blame television for always focusing on the KITTENS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PEACEFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or JELLY BEANS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUNSHINE jerk.
- Tourettes is no SMILES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at KITTENS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GUMDROPS cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LOLLIPOPS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DANDELIONS caused my entire DANDELIONS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIKACHU drug.
I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and SPRINKLES I am making steps towards TARTAR SAUCE eradicating the public GUMDROPS view of Tourettes as a SUGAR BASEBALL PEACEFUL SUNSHINE FLUFFY CLOUD "swearing" disorder, because it is CHRISTMAS TREES much much more.
I am sorry CANDY for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUNSHINE that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this CANDY article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ICE CREAM KITTENS POKÉMON TARTAR SAUCE BASKETBALL not funny at all.
Thank you SWIMMING POOL for your I LIKE SCHOOL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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