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A FLUFFY CLOUD Polite Note to the HEAVEN Author:[edit | edit source]
I am GUMDROPS 17 years old and SUGAR have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKÉMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASKETBALL removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.
Let me tell you LOLLIPOPS about POKÉMON Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FOOTBALL Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL SUNSHINE ICE CREAM NINTENDOGS PUPPIES swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the LOLLIPOPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or POKÉMON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee CANDY jerk.
- Tourettes is no FLOWERS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JOY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the GUMDROPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LUV side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire LUV body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.
I am an active FRIENDS member of a HAPPINESS tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards KITTENS eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS PUPPIES PEACEFUL I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this POKÉMON that really NINTENDOGS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this SMILES article. Remember, everything LOLLIPOPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GUMDROPS KITTENS ROSES CANDY LOLLIPOPS not funny at all.
Thank you HOCKEY for your FRIENDS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
ROSES PIKACHU RAINBOWS KITTENS BASEBALL CANDY DANDELIONS LOLLIPOPS JELLY BEANS POKÉMON PIKACHU SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY JOY SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL PEACEFUL PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASEBALL SMILES BASKETBALL SUGAR SMILES HEAVEN ROSES PUPPIES NINTENDOGS SMILES SMILES RAINBOWS LUV PUPPIES PASTURE KITTENS FRIENDS JOY ICE CREAM ROSES CANDY SUGAR PIXIES FLOWERS POKÉMON LUV CHRISTMAS TREES SUNSHINE LUV SUGAR ROSES CHRISTMAS TREES LUV ROSES FLOWERS GINGERBREAD JOY KITTENS HAPPINESS LUV HAPPINESS SPRINKLES I LIKE SCHOOL KITTENS SUNSHINE RAINBOWS PEACEFUL !!!?!?!?!?
Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |