Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PASTURE Polite Note to the GUMDROPS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am SUNSHINE 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! possible.
Let me tell you PASTURE about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KITTENS Tourettes sufferers FLOWERS I LIKE SCHOOL SUNSHINE PEACEFUL LOLLIPOPS swear. You can PIXIES blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or PIXIES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HEAVEN school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GINGERBREAD cure, and the BASKETBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire SWIMMING POOL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLOWERS drug.
I am an active FLOWERS member of a HAPPINESS tourette syndrome association and NINTENDOGS I am making steps towards JELLY BEANS eradicating the public TARTAR SAUCE view of Tourettes as a ROSES ICE CREAM LUV SUGAR HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.
I am sorry SMILES for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FOOTBALL that really FLOWERS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LUV tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this HEAVEN article. Remember, everything TARTAR SAUCE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS HOCKEY BASEBALL UNICORNS KITTENS not funny at all.
Thank you BASEBALL for your LOLLIPOPS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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