Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A FLOWERS Polite Note to the HEAVEN Author:[edit | edit source]
I am CHRISTMAS TREES 17 years old and JOY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GUMDROPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it GINGERBREAD removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about GINGERBREAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes sufferers SWIMMING POOL SUNSHINE PEACEFUL JOY PEACEFUL swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the ROSES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of HOCKEY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TEDDY BEARS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee GUMDROPS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at NINTENDOGS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TARTAR SAUCE depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse GINGERBREAD side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CANDY caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the CANDY drug.
I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a PUPPIES tourette syndrome association and SPRINKLES I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public FLOWERS view of Tourettes as a TEDDY BEARS SUGAR SUNSHINE PUPPIES CHRISTMAS TREES "swearing" disorder, because it is OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! much much more.
I am sorry FOOTBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIXIES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this JOY that really HAPPINESS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all JOY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this NINTENDOGS article. Remember, everything ICE CREAM here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS UNICORNS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL PASTURE not funny at all.
Thank you SMILES for your RAINBOWS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
FLOWERS JELLY BEANS HEAVEN BASEBALL LUV LUV RAINBOWS SUNSHINE RAINBOWS POKÉMON I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM GUMDROPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV TARTAR SAUCE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LOLLIPOPS CHRISTMAS TREES PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUGAR HAPPINESS FLOWERS ICE CREAM FLOWERS UNICORNS RAINBOWS TARTAR SAUCE SPRINKLES PUPPIES FOOTBALL JELLY BEANS JELLY BEANS UNICORNS PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP ROSES PASTURE OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS TARTAR SAUCE FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HOOP JOY DANDELIONS UNICORNS DANDELIONS HOCKEY HAPPINESS JOY DANDELIONS DANDELIONS FOOTBALL SMILES LOLLIPOPS SWIMMING POOL PASTURE PIXIES !!!?!?!?!?
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