Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SWIMMING POOL Polite Note to the TEDDY BEARS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am FLOWERS 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SWIMMING POOL removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.
Let me tell you BASKETBALL HOOP about FRIENDS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of GUMDROPS Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL TARTAR SAUCE DANDELIONS CANDY swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the GUMDROPS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or I LIKE SCHOOL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee POKÉMON jerk.
- Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIKACHU depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FRIENDS cure, and the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ROSES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LUV caused my entire BASEBALL body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.
I am an active KITTENS member of a SPRINKLES tourette syndrome association and FLOWERS I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public DANDELIONS view of Tourettes as a RAINBOWS HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! ICE CREAM ROSES "swearing" disorder, because it is CANDY much much more.
I am sorry HAPPINESS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FOOTBALL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really GINGERBREAD annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PUPPIES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FOOTBALL editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JOY CHRISTMAS TREES KITTENS JELLY BEANS LUV not funny at all.
Thank you PASTURE for your TARTAR SAUCE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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