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A I LIKE SCHOOL Polite Note to the CANDY Author:[edit | edit source]
I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your HAPPINESS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it HAPPINESS removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL HOOP possible.
Let me tell you SPRINKLES about HEAVEN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS BASEBALL UNICORNS HOCKEY CANDY swear. You can DANDELIONS blame television for always focusing on the UNICORNS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PUPPIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TARTAR SAUCE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KITTENS jerk.
- Tourettes is no CANDY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SWIMMING POOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PIXIES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FOOTBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which TEDDY BEARS caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.
I am an active NINTENDOGS member of a NINTENDOGS tourette syndrome association and JOY I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a HOCKEY KITTENS FOOTBALL SUNSHINE SUNSHINE "swearing" disorder, because it is TARTAR SAUCE much much more.
I am sorry FRIENDS for "hi-jacking" your entry on LOLLIPOPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SWIMMING POOL that really ROSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all I LIKE SCHOOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by LUV editing this DANDELIONS article. Remember, everything SPRINKLES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD FOOTBALL I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS HEAVEN not funny at all.
Thank you PUPPIES for your BASKETBALL HOOP time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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