Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A ROSES Polite Note to the PIXIES Author:[edit | edit source]
I am OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your UNICORNS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as PIKACHU possible.
Let me tell you NINTENDOGS about JELLY BEANS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NINTENDOGS Tourettes sufferers SPRINKLES SWIMMING POOL HAPPINESS LOLLIPOPS CANDY swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NINTENDOGS jerk.
- Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASKETBALL HOOP school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become I LIKE SCHOOL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no GUMDROPS cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PIXIES caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.
I am an active BASEBALL member of a LOLLIPOPS tourette syndrome association and FLOWERS I am making steps towards PIXIES eradicating the public OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! view of Tourettes as a KITTENS BASKETBALL HOOP SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL "swearing" disorder, because it is JOY much much more.
I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on GUMDROPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really PEACEFUL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all GUMDROPS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SMILES editing this PIKACHU article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is TARTAR SAUCE BASKETBALL PASTURE PIXIES SWIMMING POOL not funny at all.
Thank you SMILES for your FOOTBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |