Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:[edit | edit source]
I am FRIENDS 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as GUMDROPS possible.
Let me tell you GINGERBREAD about PIKACHU Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of RAINBOWS Tourettes sufferers PIXIES TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU JELLY BEANS NINTENDOGS swear. You can TARTAR SAUCE blame television for always focusing on the PUPPIES bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JOY jerk.
- Tourettes is no PEACEFUL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ROSES depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no POKÉMON cure, and the UNICORNS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SPRINKLES side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire HEAVEN body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.
I am an active DANDELIONS member of a BASKETBALL HOOP tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards I LIKE SCHOOL eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL JOY FLUFFY CLOUD CHRISTMAS TREES HEAVEN "swearing" disorder, because it is SUGAR much much more.
I am sorry HEAVEN for "hi-jacking" your entry on I LIKE SCHOOL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HAPPINESS that really TEDDY BEARS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by BASKETBALL editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything SUNSHINE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SPRINKLES PASTURE I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLOWERS not funny at all.
Thank you HEAVEN for your FOOTBALL time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
SUNSHINE DANDELIONS FLOWERS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DANDELIONS LUV JOY DANDELIONS PIXIES TEDDY BEARS PEACEFUL JELLY BEANS CANDY FLOWERS HEAVEN HAPPINESS KITTENS TEDDY BEARS HAPPINESS NINTENDOGS PEACEFUL PUPPIES JOY UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP TARTAR SAUCE PIKACHU HOCKEY ICE CREAM POKÉMON GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM FLOWERS JELLY BEANS ICE CREAM UNICORNS BASKETBALL HOOP UNICORNS LUV SMILES LUV POKÉMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SMILES FLOWERS HAPPINESS HAPPINESS DANDELIONS KITTENS LUV KITTENS GUMDROPS I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS NINTENDOGS BASEBALL JOY GUMDROPS UNICORNS CANDY BASKETBALL PIXIES RAINBOWS DANDELIONS SUNSHINE PIKACHU !!!?!?!?!?
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