Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A ROSES Polite Note to the BASEBALL Author:[edit | edit source]
I am UNICORNS 17 years old and RAINBOWS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it LOLLIPOPS removed or changed as soon as BASKETBALL possible.
Let me tell you POKÉMON about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of I LIKE SCHOOL Tourettes sufferers I LIKE SCHOOL SUGAR POKÉMON FOOTBALL HOCKEY swear. You can TARTAR SAUCE blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GINGERBREAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee JELLY BEANS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKÉMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become GUMDROPS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ROSES cure, and the LOLLIPOPS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PUPPIES drug.
I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a SMILES tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL HOOP I am making steps towards HAPPINESS eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a HEAVEN KITTENS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV DANDELIONS "swearing" disorder, because it is BASKETBALL HOOP much much more.
I am sorry FRIENDS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PASTURE uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this BASKETBALL HOOP that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PASTURE editing this UNICORNS article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is TEDDY BEARS ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! LUV TARTAR SAUCE not funny at all.
Thank you PASTURE for your LUV time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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