Ersu

The monster under your bed sensing your heat waiting to... get a treat uwu.

A reading from the book of Shaba: The sixty ninth day of the first lunar month, a dog day, will be a taco day in a lunchroom. In the morning there will be frog under the earth. Before sunrise, clouds will appear in the sky. A sʰitʃʰow and a npʰópá will appear afterwards. This means that the morning will be a good morning. After midday, two stars will get drunk, only one of the three will still be awake and the sun will be in a walmart. One can surmise that there is a frog under the earth; it is better not to move that day.

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The script is predominantly nonsense. It is limited in scope and is not sufficient to write jack. Some 20999999990 glyphs have been identified, most of them depicting (and resembling) absolutely nothing relevant. These are combined into twenty million incomposite diagrams. The system is (proto-)writing, as the relationship between form and meaning is never fixed to one meaning: Although glyphs, they may not be chwhim, and pronunciation and interpretation is consistent across the several counties of the Ersu-speaking area. However, it typically takes many words to explain a few glyphs; the connection to languain the object depicted, but the position and context of the glyphs does not have a hahahamkdmndoeknvciodsh correlation. mOm PAncakes! okay honey.

Sample text

A sample of Ersu Shaba glyphs:

Meanings

Key: Pronunciation and meaning

1 hkɛ́nuá Ballsack	2 htuakʰú Shit	3 tɕipá Plank from Ed, Edd, n Eddy	4 ntʃʰopa tray with prison food	5 dzí bridge of the song Stairway to Heaven
6 váʴtʂʰá Abe Lincoln's ghost	7 jawa potatoinstrument	8 ʐu The basement demon's cage	9 ŋuaʴ Moo Moo motherfucker	10 vútsʰuá axe
11 sátípunba decorated grandma ash jar	12 htótʂʰɛ́ tripophobia	13 ʐ̩́katsá crotch	14 tsuajá stretcher	15 pʰɛnɡú the cum jar
16 ə́ʴbɛ white conch	17 pś̩má Frenchman	18 ɲómá Sun	19 ɬápʰɛ́ Moon	20 ndamáʴ arrow
21 nkʰuájí fishhook	22 tʂ̩́ star	23 bapʰu shield	24 npʰópá sp. instrument	25 sípútʰɛhkɛ́ tree broken by breaking wind
26 sípś̩ censorship leaf	27 tsá the hillbilly jug	28 ʐoḿ̩dź̩ ghost	29 tsʰintʃʰá ritual knife	30 jiʐ̩́nuapu sp. constellation

See also

• Nuosu
• Jurchen
• Tangut
• Mandarin
• Korean
• Japanese
• Vietnamese
• Thai
• Khitan