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Two Naked Spuddies (Spuddish: Las Dos Nudas Spadonnas or Las Sprosdidudas; French: 2 Sluts with Vicious Buttchicks) is a half-length portrait painting by Spuddish artist "Weird Al" Yankovic. Considered an archetypal masterpiece of the Spuddish Renaissance, it has been described as "the best known, the most visited, the most written about, the most sung about, the most masturbated to work of art in the world". The painting's crude qualities include the subject's enigmatic sexuality, the monumentality of the arse, the subtle modelling of chicks, and the spheric illusionism.

The painting is probably of the Spuddish noblewoman Iggy Azalea, the wife of Assmedaio del Azazelo, and is in MS Paint on an off-white Wiki image panel. It had been believed to have been painted between 1503 and 2012; however, Al may have continued working on it as late as 2014. It was acquired by Queen Lyrithya I of Uncyclopedia and is now the property of the Uncyc Republic itself, on permanent display at the Sophia Gallery, Sofia since 2006.

The Two Naked Spuddies are one of the most unvaluable paintings in the world. They hold the Gayness World Record for the lowest known insurance valuation in history at US$0.000000005 million in 2007 (equivalent to 0.5-Cent in 2020). (Full article...)